Social Cuck

Someone who is socially submissive towards people who are manipulative, domineering, and controlling in social situations. They do not stand up for themselves when slighted by or mistreated by their peers and colleagues, and will often be warm and kind to the very people who are fucking with them for fear of making waves. A social cuck's life consists of being the third wheel in groups, often expected to have their own plans and events fucked in favor of watching others be the center of attention and claim credit for the social cuck's own efforts.

- Christine invites all her colleagues over for a party at 5pm on Friday-
-Colleague Shirley follows up the next day by sending an invitation to all Christine's colleagues that she is having a party at 5pm Friday on the same group chat to appear as though it is the same event-

Christine: OMG! She really set her party at the exact same time I did?
Doug: Ya, sounds like she is trying to screw with you. Did you talk to her about this?
Christine: No.. I'm just going to go to the party, I don't want to make waves. Look, she even invited people I like!
Doug: You're being a social cuck, cut that bitch down!

by RitsTheWise February 4, 2022

social diaper

An object or friend that compensates for a person's lack of social skills

"Man, I'm done with being Jeremy's social diaper. Feels like I'm always having to correct all the shit he says!"
"That guy has no filter: he's always saying the wrong things. Thank goodness he's got his dog as a social diaper so no one's really listening!"

by person87 January 4, 2015

social slave

Someone who only cares about the latest celebrity, trend, media, or most voiced opinion. Once the material loses fame, they will move on to the current material. Will talk endlessly about how the latest material will make history, only to ditch it after a few weeks.

Person A: Super Platformer 11 is so overrated!
Person B: Didn't you say last month that it would be the best game ever?
Person A: HypeCheerleader never made good points anyway.
Person B: You need to make up your mind.
Don't be a social slave.

by ChameleonDragon May 11, 2019

social sabotage

Saying something weird or inappropriate to someone you just met knowing full well it may turn the person off or strike a life long (awesome) connection. It's for people who want to cut through all the crap in getting to know someone and find out quickly if you're cut from the same cloth.

"I took a huge gamble and committed social sabotage. She laughed, so I knew it was going to be a fun night"

by Richie Man April 26, 2014

socially-unfit

When somebody is socially-unfit, they aren't mature/and or ready to be on the internet and or need to learn their manners on the internet.

Socially unfit, a person who is not ready for the internet, and or social media, who is unfit.

Subject: Can I have Discord?
Person: No, you are socially-unfit.

by m6lsanne April 5, 2021

Social Jizzdancing

Like a circle jerk, except you stand 6 ft away from each other and the person who jizzes on someone else first wins.

I walked in the basement and saw them all social jizzdancing... Brian lost..

by Brook Dweller July 9, 2020

Social Suicide

To commit an act that kills you social life.

example: tagging a crush, that you've never talked to, on a relationship post on facebook.

Aron just commit social suicide by tagging his crush on a valentines day post.

by lemirlo February 6, 2017