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Italian Sausage 

there are two definitions for Italian sausage, 1. a very tasty version of sausage 2. a swinging Italian dick
that Italian sausage looks enticing on my plate

furry sausage wallet

furry sausage wallet by jymes October 13, 2003

No sausage 

1.) Lacking of anything, material or otherwise.
2.) A taunting or jesting phrase, usually said when denying someone of a privalage after allowing them (either intentionally or unintentinally) to get their hopes up.
1.)"Hey Ted, do you have the rent today?"
"No sausage."
2.) "I was playin halo, and I raped this guy. Then he came back, and he thought he was gonna get me, but I was like 'No sausage' and I raped him again."
No sausage by Davada Niviob February 22, 2009

Mexican Sausage Factory 

A devious sexual act that requires two participants. A more nutritional alternative to the Mexican Chocolate Factory. A woman takes a frozen cooked log of chorizo and inserts it into her vagina and then her partner eats the thawed meat as the chorizo laden woman slowly pushes the log out.
"Did you hear about Megan? She tried to do a mexican sausage factory on herself but wasn't flexible enough."

"Gross dude."
Mexican Sausage Factory by dfk1989 February 17, 2013

gentleman sausage 

British-English slang for penis and testicles. Dick
Used as a noun in a proper high-society situation, typically among aristocrats. "Why that Gentleman Sausage was distasteful"
gentleman sausage by Gunter 909 February 24, 2017

Shart Sausage 

An extreme form of your usual Shart or even more extreme Mudslide. A Shart Sausage occurs when your butthole is so loose, what you believe to be passing wind turns out to be a fully formed bottom log implanted directly into your underoos.
Example

Dude #1: "As if my life needed to be more embarrassing, I totally just let go a Shart Sausage."

Dude #2: Seriously?! Did you leave your buttplug in again? How is that possible?

Dude #1: A cursed combo of Indian and several ounces of cheese...