Quarantineceañera

Noun. When you don’t give one fuck because you’re off work and throw a party/have a friend gathering when federal isolation and quarantine are recommended. Such as during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2019-2020.

Used in a group text:
“Coronavirus! It’s here. No work until April. Fml I'm so bored, everything is shut down and I have no toilet paper.”
“I know, I’m off too. Let’s have a quarantineceañera tomorrow. Everyone come over/let's go out. I don’t care if I get sick.”

by pantstime March 16, 2020

Quandroople

Anything beyond any multiple

Martin cabello ate a double decker quandroople burger at Denny’s with frys!

by Ryan Nieves March 20, 2020

Quaranclean

The extensive house cleaning done to pass the time when under quarantine at home.

Since we were told by the President to stay home in the efforts to reduce the spread of COVID-19 cases, we decided to quaranclean to pass the time.

by Bionicbob March 20, 2020

Quarantan

Tanning at your residence or backyard, while being quarantined by the COVID19 pandemic.

- Damn, can't go out, can't go no where
- I am gonna just lay back and work on my Quarantan. Get those lines working

by Mixsey March 22, 2020

Quarantine 15

Also: COVID-15

The 15 pounds you will inevitably gain as a result of being inside your house for months on end, with minimal opportunity for exercise, and food being the only cure for your chronic boredom.

“Wow, Corey sure did gain a lot of weight recently. I guess no one is immune to the Quarantine 15.”

by amevgeiger April 28, 2020

Quarancardio

The exercise you get when going to and from the refrigerator during a pandemic.

My wife asked me to do yoga with her to get some exercise instead of laying on the couch all day. I told her I get my Quarancardio every time I go for another beer.

by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020

Quaranteered

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V. To be involuntarily volunteered by your significant other during a pandemic or lockdown situation.

"I was quaranteered by my wife to obtain a dresser for the girls' room."

by Danbob312 May 2, 2020