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Post Vacation Penalty Period/PVPP 

(n): Typically referred to by it's acronym alone (PVPP) - The period of time after a vacation in which one pays dearly for taking said vacation. Often lasting longer than vacation itself, it manifests in the form of jet lag, depression, overflowing inboxes, excess house/yard work, bank account drain, etc,.
1. Jen: "Should we ask Sue to go to the movie too?" Mary:"No, she's in Post Vacation Penalty Period/PVPP for at least another week"

2."He doesn't seem at all rested from his trip. Must be a near fatal case of PVPP"
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Post-toke Lurk Session

Everything that goes down after you smoke weed with some good friends. "Session" is often shortend to "sesh" for convenience.
Hey Zoe, so we just smoked, but what about that Post-toke lurk session?

Post-jack courage 

(n.) Similar to "Liquid courage."

After just having masturbated, the feeling of being able to call up that girl you've always wanted to go out with but were too chicken-shit to do it before. Often short lived.
I finally called Emily last night while I was still hyped on post-jack courage!

post-Google 

after google was started
post-Google Earth era
post-Google by hackerrazzi February 14, 2012

Post Underwear Itchies 

The uncontrollable itch experienced immediately after removing one's underwear prior to a shower or bath.
I was about to hop in the tub when i suddenly got hit with a major case of the post underwear itchies.
Post - Past

Word created and used originally by American Musician, Derek Woodz, meaning Present time.
"Quit putting your time into worrying about the future, enjoy the Post Past."

post ghost 

when someone posts something on your Facebook wall and exercises their ability to remove it before you read it. the catch or "sighting"... if you will, is when the post appears in your notifications providing footage of some sort of parasocial activity.
me: hey Post Ghost what was too embarrassing to leave on my wall? or did you just want to let your presence be known?lol
msg sent 02/09/2012

post ghost: haha really? when was that? whats new?
msg sent 10/04/2014
post ghost by kyle pro March 12, 2012