Udon Slap

When you go limp after sex with an Asian woman, and your dick is now like a big udon noodle and you slap it around her face and titties.

I blew it all over her tits and gave her an udon slap across the face

by Damian Lewis February 11, 2022

Slap List

A list of people that, if you could, you would slap for doing or saying something stupid, shady, unrealistic, or being unnecessarily dramatic.

My boss waited until the last minute to give me a project and now wants me to cancel my trip. He is now number 1 on my slap list.

Person 1: I went to Subway and asked for a veggie sub and the lady asked me if I wanted lettuce.
Person 2: Put her on the slap list.

More commonly used as "the list".

by Puffy Art December 18, 2013

Pibi Slap

A Pibi Slap is a pimp Slap followed by a bitch slap simultaniously. it is done after one angers a fellow parter, co worker, friend or teacher.

boy: "I cant believe you did that!"
other boy: "Did what?"
boy: "You accually Pibi slapped her infront of everyone!"

by UCEENMI December 21, 2010

Bologna Slap

When you physically assault a piece of bologna with a Punch or Slap

Tom: I just beat that bologna
Me: You Bologna Slapper

by Urban Buttcrack February 10, 2015

Noggin Slap

When one is overdramatically hit in the head. Used when the incident sparks humor.

Guy 1: Jeff hit him so hard he fell out of his shoes!
Guy 2: Yeah he got fucking noggin slapped!

by NollyPolly March 14, 2021

slap sacks

Two guys penetrating one girls vagina and ass at the same time and their balls slap against each other

Hey Ernie..want to slap sacks with dorthory?

by ling69 November 9, 2013

packy slap

Where a person puts a turd in there hand with 5 pence stuck in it and offers it to a person when they ake the money you splat the turd in there face.

I packy slapped pete,he has shit on his face like a packy.
Fugdefacedpacky

by Mr_feltpen September 8, 2010