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goal pants

A pair of pants, usually flattering or stylish, purchased in a size smaller than one's current waistline. The size of the pants become the "goal" size of the purchaser, who is rewarded by being able to wear them once they've lost enough weight.
I bought a pair of goal pants from nordstroms! They only had size 2, but three more months of pilates and they'll fit perfectly!
by goalpants January 27, 2010
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Houdini pants

A pair of Pants (British) / Briefs / Underwear, that are missing one or more of the front fastening buttons.
Allowing for one's penis to 'escape' the underwear in a style akin to the late Harry Houdini.
All my boxers are in the wash other than my these damn Houdini Pants, my cock keeps falling out every time I walk anywhere.
by Parker25 June 12, 2009
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pants party

This is when you get together with your bros and you all take your pants off. You then put on each others pants and just hang out with your bros in each others pants.
Who's coming to the pants party? Waist sizes between 34 and 40 inches or I guess you could just come chill and wear your own pants if you can't fit in anyone elses.
by michael_dickless June 3, 2018
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white-pants

Jeez, Josiah's wearing his white-pants again!
by Randi March 28, 2004
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Girl Pants

When emo kids wear their mother's pants and consider it to be a fashionable thing to do. This is also common among guidos and other stylish ethnic kids. Don't be fooled, there are consequences to wearing girl pants since the balls are restricted and may lead to infertility.
T probably doesn't want to have kids if he's wearing those girl pants.
by plumpkin October 1, 2005
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happy pants

when ones pants are stretched out due to penis elongation
When eric middleman sees a young child covered in spoiled milk
by Boys October 17, 2003
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in your pants

Phrase signifying the likeliness of the location of an object or action.
There is a nuclear wadte storage facility in your pants
by Rob B March 1, 2005
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