German Lawnmower

The act of yanking out a string of fully-inserted anal beads from your partner's ass.

-Did you hear that Becky broke up with her boyfriend?
-No! What happened?
-He did a German Lawnmower on her.
-Oh shit!
-Yeah, it was everywhere.

by Naps and Juice September 6, 2020

german

german is someone that’s very emo and doesn’t like showing their eyes and plays minecraft and roblox all day

dude : omg is that german
girl : yes he’s so emo

by hello28462926 November 23, 2021

German

Plural "Germans." A person who does not think to look out for their own best interest. You may observe a German voting man-hating pseudo-lesbians into political office, not crossing the road even though there are no cars and it's fucking New York City because the crossing sign says not to, letting their female do whatever they want including blaming them for building the fantastic civilization she inhabits, calling the police and waiting for them to arrive when an African migrant is raping their woman instead of defending her, and not murdering their sexually dysfunctional Leader even though the war is clearly lost when the Russians have reached their country because authority figures are not to be questioned. Closely related to the Scandinavian, whose behavior is even more self-destructive. Through their diaspora, responsible for the concept of women as the "fairer sex" in the United States.

"According to the latest genetic data, Germans are actually some of the least Aryan of the European peoples. The Aryans were Indo-Europeans, a group of cattle-herding, nomadic peoples from western central Asia who slowly invaded Europe and conquered the native people. The domination was so great that today almost all the populations of Europe can trace their paternal ancestry to them. Meaning, they were consummate rapists. The Germans, alongside the Scandinavians, actually have far more native-European paternal ancestry. The native-Europeans worshiped women. And got gang-raped. That explains a lot."

by Snurkles McChungus October 30, 2018

German City Snow Plow

A small penis doing a much bigger penis’ job.

Met this big chick at a bar, had a few drinks and then I gave her the German City Snow Plow

by AlwaysAGas March 7, 2021

german house of fudge

A business in Germany where, for a fee, a person of your choosing will excrete upon your chest

Phil went into the german house of fudge for a good time

by Agame231 October 22, 2017

German Things

When a girl tells you she wants to do German Things; You should fill up before your date, as it involves poop play

Slutty Quagmire :Big Pete, Help!
She wants to German Things, GERMAN THINGS!
Big Pete: What? No! He hasn't eaten anything in days! It's not going to work!

by Quagmire Apprentice December 12, 2024

Chin German

Austrian people.

So named because of the Hapsburg Dynasty which ruled Austria and parts of Europe for centuries. Because the Hapsburgs were inbred, they developed a physical deformity: an enlarged and lengthened chin, which was passed down through the genes of members of the Hapsburg family. Hence, Austrians are known as the chin Germans of the German family.

The ultimate German Nation includes the Swamp Germans, Mountain Germans, and Chin Germans. The Dutch, the Swiss, and the Austrians, respectively.

by Venboven May 11, 2020