The Nipple Newton

A sexual act that only scientists perform. The Nipple Newton is an act in which one scientist uses a clamp on another scientists nipples in order to create a climax. The Term " Newton " is adds to the scientific meaning of the sexual act and therefore, this is why it is called " The Nipple Newton ".

Right Mr Beteley, time for " The Nipple Newton ". Hold on to your horses!

by Greacy Grace the Third November 28, 2018

Skinny Bert Newton

A special breed of human, can be found wining and dining birds in high class establishments otherwise he's usually running around in creeks like some regular old creek nigga, doesn't mind the send or a few nose beers when he gets the chance.

"Fuck me! Thats skinny bert newton!"

by shackwiz January 14, 2019

Fantasy Escort Network

An adult escort service from the south that operates in southern states and the midwest. They have been in business for over 30 years because of their relationships with law enforcement. They operate out of Redwood Management Apartment Complexes and local hotels. They load the ho stable from 3pm-5pm, drive hoes to the hotel at 6pm, then drive them to the stable around 2am. The girls sleep at the apartment, then drive them home at 7am.

Damn the cops have a search warrant for my house because that ho from fantasy escort network wore a blue-tooth ear piece and tapped our conversation talking about drugs to the cops. At least they have cheap ho prices.

by Perrysburg home of the Ho’s September 10, 2019

Jerk off and smoke Newports

A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.

Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!

I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!

by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020

Clash on the network

When going for the pink and finding someone else there already

I was all ready to pot the pink and discovered there was a clash on the network

by TMgod May 14, 2020

subtle asian networking

another group of asians on facebook. half is a space for old/new professionals to network and learn from each other. the other half is a collection of social justice warriors in tech + new graduates who confuse young recruiter advice for actual career guidance.

Hello subtle asian networking fam! This group is supposed to be about networking, but I want to remind everyone to take some time and acknowledge how victimized the asian community and people of color are in predominantly white communities.

Except the east asians. I'm specifically calling on east asians to take action due to the privilege possessed. S & SE Asians have also faced much more racism than East Asians on the regular. Black Asians also exist. That is the reason I'm not speaking to the entire Asian community, but the ones who have benefited the most from a screwed up system.

Anyways, enjoy your networking!

by enjuhneeer January 7, 2021

infinite games network

Infinite games network is a server on minecraft bedrock edition that has anarchy servers , among other things (anarchy is the most popular)

IP - mc.ign.gg

Port - 19132

"IGN is a network of gaming servers free from rules and staff limiting your fun,
anything goes here as long as it doesn't compromise server stability (within reason),
IGN goes beyond the boring and over-used term "anarchy" into something much more, "Infinite" " - Master Luke

infinite games network is cool

by beanoboi July 23, 2021