when that creepy kid busts a nut, puts it in a container, and gives it to you as lotion
or when you and bae wanna get freaky
or when you and bae wanna get freaky
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A rare disease that affects only 0.02% of the world's population. It occurs when the brain overproduces a moist acidic liquid which damages brain cells and can lead to polio. It can be contracted through sexual intercourse or high levels of stress. In few cases, it has caused extreme speech impediments. A cure is currently being developed by Jesse Barronton, who contracted the disease when he was six.
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