homemade moisturizer

when that creepy kid busts a nut, puts it in a container, and gives it to you as lotion

or when you and bae wanna get freaky

Jonah hit me up with some homemade moisturizer last night, want some? *rubs it all over face*

by satansnigga666 September 2, 2016

Gooch Moisture

The moisture that can accumulate on the surface of the gooch, on a humid day

"Dude I total forgot my mustache gel in the car"

"Don't worry dude, whenever I run out I just take my fingers and sculpt my mustache with some gooch moisture"

by the real D! Ya dig?!? October 13, 2016

Harmful Moist Factor

A rare disease that affects only 0.02% of the world's population. It occurs when the brain overproduces a moist acidic liquid which damages brain cells and can lead to polio. It can be contracted through sexual intercourse or high levels of stress. In few cases, it has caused extreme speech impediments. A cure is currently being developed by Jesse Barronton, who contracted the disease when he was six.

The harmful moist factor in his brain cost him his life by the age of 26.

by ChloeV124 December 1, 2016

Coffee Moist

When one allows them self to marinate in coffee, and then to suck it out of every article of clothing... Including the underwear. And then using a bagel to "dip it in the coffee pot"

"Yea man she got coffee moist."
"Yea she was suckin' out this morning with a bagel."

by Blagnarth January 19, 2017

super moist

Really wet

You mane yo girl was super moist

by Hdhdjsjdj October 2, 2017

Hyper Moist

When you are just too moist for this world. #Beau #Jacob #Aj

Sorry Rebecca, I'm just too HYPER MOIST.

by Moisturize me daddy December 11, 2017

The Moist Sock

where you put you feet in the toilet whilst wearing socks, then you take the sock of and smack a woman's bathing suit area, the water will turn her on and give her "the time of her life" whilst giving her a pain unimaginable

my man is so good in the bedroom, he hits me with the moist sock, i'm a little sore now though

by daddys_toes June 4, 2018