Mitchell Perron

When the idiot loser from high school says something so dumb everyone who hears it becomes less intelligent

Yea, Trevor sure pulled a Mitchell Perron when he said his dick hurt because his boyfriend bit it again

by DanielleSmithistrash July 10, 2023

Mitcheltree

This is a person that doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks. They are dependable, strong, brave, and trustworthy. But you do not want to get on a Mitcheltree's bad side. Because they will hold a grudge and never forget.

Wow, that dude is so strong, he must be a Mitcheltree

by DiaryofDeezNuts July 27, 2023

Mitch McConnell

The act of freezing up and forgetting what you were saying.

Sorry I forgot where I was going with that. I just had a Mitch McConnell moment.

by Richard the curious July 28, 2023

Mitch McConnell Eyes

When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.

Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.

by Underwhelming personality July 31, 2023

Mitchole

Mitchole refers to a situation where an individual, often while working on a math problem, especially related to budgeting for a construction project, finds themselves deeply engrossed and overwhelmed, unable to make progress or find a solution.

During the budgeting phase of the construction project, Sarah found herself in a mitchole as she tried to balance the expenses and allocations for various resources. The complex calculations and numerous variables left her feeling stuck and uncertain about the optimal financial plan.

by SchlegelD3 August 2, 2023

mitchtified

adj. the state of being one finds themself in after being led to believe in phony financial paradigms, by pitchmen who seek to appear knowledgeable about international banking protocols, with the sole purpose of convincing you to part with large sums of money for their benefit and not yours.

Our hopes of a brighter future with fair and private banking came to an end when we realized we had been mitchtefied by that arrogant, wannabe techie who knows nothing about banking.

Getting mitchtified was one of the most shameful ways r

by the kinky etymologist August 15, 2023

Mitchell Zuber

red bull red bull red bull red bull red bull red bull, he really likes semetary and one walnut :)

hi mitchell zuber red bull red bull red bull redbull >.<

by Mcpatches September 10, 2023