lofterina

The Lofter (Chinese tumblr) equivalent of a tumblrina (affectionate nickname for a tumblr user)

“Clarence is like one degree away from being a tumblrina”
“So a lofterina?”

by Little Painter February 6, 2024

Lester Jonathan Tickle Tip Meyer

A teacher / molester who brings sorrow and pain to others around and likes children and favors women

ugh this Lester Jonathan Tickle Tip Meyer is so annoying

by anonymous April 3, 2024

Lobster Claw

The delicate yet ferocious act of inserting four fingers in a female’s vagina and a thumb in her anus and then locking eyes with her as you proceed to mimic a lobster claw opening and closing otherwise known as “clacking” all while making the iconic lobster claw clacking sound.

This iconic power sex move and saying was originated and coined by none other than the legendary man of mystery and international Latin lover sensation “Juan Jeremy of San Antonio, Tx”.

Bro, I gave this bitch the Ol’ LOBSTER CLAW! Four in the pink and one in the stink and started making the clacking sound like CLACK-CLACK-CLACK-CLACK

by Juan Jeremy 210 April 19, 2024

Lobster Hog

A misshapen penis with large floppy lips like a lobster’s claw.

Ew, Ignacio has a big ole Lobster Hog.

by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024

loitering

littering but spelt HORRIBLY wrong!

man 1: this sign says no loitering!

man 2: you mean littering?

man 1: um... yeah *embarrassed*

man 2: why did you say imp air ass??

man 1: uhm... *rubs sweat off forehead*

man 2: never rub my forehead again.

by epicfloppagamer69 May 14, 2024

Lobstering

When you have sexual intercourse in the hot tub and jacuzzi.

"I caught those two lobstering last night and they got water all over your patio"

by anonymous February 12, 2025

lobster

lobter? no. l o b s t e r

lobtser?
no. l o b s t e r
ohhh... lobster!
yes.
lobter?
ok.

my wife took custody of both my kids. she filed a restraining order against me. the judge granted her a restriction order to protect her from further "hArrasSment". now i am not allowed within 100 meters of her and my kids due to the restraining order. lobster.

by iamnotanalchoholic April 7, 2025