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Italians have never invented a single thing. We take the rest of the world's shit and make it better. The Chinese invented rice noodles, I talians made real pasta. As far as girls go you will never find any brunettes hotter. 2nd hottest babes in the universe after Swedish girls. Cars include Ferrari and Lamborghini. Ferraris are the fastest cars that are street legal not to mention they're awesome looking. Lambo's are the hottest looking cars. They are the best sports cars out there for two reasons:

1. They are designed by Italy and

2. They are engineered by Germany. (Lambo was bought by Audi, and that's owned by Volkswagen).

Food is the best on earth. Frenchies a couple countries over think they make the best food, which is just not true. The pope lives in Italy (technically) and he will kick the prime minister's douchebag asshole.

Italians have a little higher testosterone levels than most other races, other than black people. This causes us to be extremely short tempered and naturally strong so don't fuck with us.
Look at that flaming hot Italian chick on the hood of that Lamborghini.

Yeah, France can suck it.

NOTE: Not all French people are assholes. Some are pretty cool. It's just the upper-middle class and upper class that everyone hates.
by AWESOMEITALIAN1245 November 5, 2009
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Italian salad

The act of waiting until a fellow builder has fallen asleep on site, then pouring an entire bottle of premium Olive oil down the back of their trousers and shouting 'Mama Mia!'
Dean the plasterer won't be in today, he's going to need therapy after the Italian Salad we gave him last night.
by Infinite-empire June 30, 2017
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Italian job

The act of getting a blow job from a fat chick while she shoves a tube of pepperoni up you ass and you drizzle tomato sauce on you balls.
I got a italian job from you sister lastnight.
by Bennybeerski August 31, 2011
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Italian

The most fucking annoying people on the planet. When you say you don't live in Italy you mean it.
God that damn Italian stole my car!
by *...Nukin...* January 3, 2009
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Crazy Italian

An italian boy who comes to the U.S. looking for an easy girl, one who hopes that by taking her to something exclusive like senior prom, he is guaranteed to have her be incredibly nice to him in return. Ultimately unsuccessful. Hence the word "crazy"
So did you guys have fun??

No, you were right. He was nothing by a Crazy Italian.
by Gbbbb August 4, 2006
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italian person

1. A very healthy person with a well-balanced diet, plenty of sensory interaction the surrounding environment, muscular facial features and very furry eyebrows.

2. Any character on the television show "Sesame Street."

3. One who speaks one's opinions extremely loudly, is easily converted to feminism and similar ideals, and is suspected of doing drugs by thighmaster authority figures.

4. An amazingly sexy boy with irresistible, uber-manly stubble who still can't clear a height of 5'3".
1. I'm straight, but I'm still attracted to Italian boys. They're just so juicy and luscious. I want one in my room.

2. BERT: Hey, Ernie. Are you feeling Italian today?

ERNIE: You bet I am, Bert, That's why I'm so adorable and fuzzy, and why my voice sounds all silly and squeaky.

BERT: Shut up and kiss me.

3. Jordan is Italian. He can solve one face of a Rubix cube. He wears a hoodie. Mr. Adair does not trust him. Jordan once accidentally converted himself to feminism while giving a powerpoint on medieval gender roles. I know of at least three other Italian feminists, and I plan to become one when I grow up.

4. That Italian person is so hot. I wish he and I were a gay couple, and he played the man. Too bad he's two feet shorter than me.
by Bertoffski January 11, 2008
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Italian Job

When Mark Wahlberg diddles your bum in a PT cruiser
Dude, got so fucked up last night at a club with Mark Wahlberg, and my ass hurts; must have gotten an italian job.
by DDAYbuttfucker March 23, 2010
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