Credit Card Conflict

You're making a purchase over the phone using your credit card. The sales agent asks for your card number. You give the first four digits and pause slightly. Just as you're giving the next four digits, the agent says "Uh-huh," drowning out your second batch of digits. The two of you play "after you, Alphonse" for ten minutes, continually drowning each other out.

Agent: What's your credit card number, please?

You: 1234- (pause)

Agent (simulataneously with your next four numbers): Uh-huh.

You and Agent together: Let's try this again; we're having a credit card conflict.

by ibiwisi April 10, 2010

political card war

Usually only seen in the United States, because they have such a broken democracy system. If you can even call it that. During the primary debates between multiple candidates, or more commonly the presidential debates between the two candidates. Each candidate will have a deck of cards sitting underneath a compartment of their podium. When the debate begins each candidate draws 5 cards. During the debate when another candidate is asked a question the opposing candidate will draw 1 card from their deck. They can then play the card during their Main Phase 1 when one of the opposing candidates is halfway through finishing their sentence. The cards include but are not limited to, the race card, the gender card, the deleted emails card, the wall card, the climate change card, and even the newly released Twilight Sparkle card which was played to defend Melania Trump's speech during the RNC. The rules of this game change daily but one thing is certain. Yu-gi-oh is better than this bullshit.

Reporter: Hiliary what is your opinion on gay marriage?
*Donald Trump draws 1 card*
Hiliary Clinton: Well I think---
Trump: I activate the deleted emails card! Where are those emails Hiliary?
Hiliary: I counter by activating the race card! What do you have to say about all your insults you bigot?
Trump: I activate the wall card blocking your race card!
Hiliary: argh!
Trump: This duel is over! On my next turn I will depleted you LP to zero!
Hiliary *gasp*
Reporter: What are they doing?
Reporter 2: It's a political card war.
Reporter: But they still didn't answer my question. This isn't a debate it's a pissing contest!

by TheWhiteBowser July 27, 2016

dick debit card

When a male swipes his dick across a male or female's but cheeks like a debit card, but because it is debit you can be as young as 13 to do one.

Can you give me a dick credit card?
Nah. I'm only 17, I can gove you a dick debit card though!
Ok.

by SHOORTJAKEGRAYS August 29, 2016

Uno reverse card

More powerful than "No U".

Jimmy: Your mom gay

Bob: No U
Jimmy: *pulls out uno reverse card*
Bob: *freaking dies*

by ihonestlyhavenoidea March 29, 2021

Uno reverse card

The second most powerful thing you can possibly use in defense.
Can only be overruled by an uno skip card which it then goes to the person closest to them that didn’t use the uno reverse card this uno skip card chain can go until someone doesn’t say uno skip card...

John: ur mum gei
You:uno reverse card bitch
John: goes into corner and just cries the day away for the rest of his life

by Hello there 69 January 16, 2020

Playing Card Face

A person who’s facial features (eyes,nose and mouth) are so close together that they can be covered by a single playing card.

“That guy that was talking to you was kinda cute “

“Ehh, he kind of had playing card face “

by Old Dave August 28, 2021

Nut November Card

Can be gained if you not doing(or watching) anything related to sex the past 20 days

"Yo wtf bro you masturbating? Did you just lost NNN?"

"No i just used my Nut November Card, can be gained by not masturbating the past 20 days."

by Looink November 2, 2020