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chinese ass hammer

Literally hammering a searing hot railroad spike into an asian girls asshole. Making sure she will never forget you
This is ofcourse a tribute to Chinese New Year.
"What did you and Ling Ling do last night?"
"Well since it was the Chinese New Year, I gave her the chinese ass hammer."
"Wow, she will never forget you..."
by ChristWhite December 17, 2008
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hammer keys

<adj.or noun> A person (or a descriptive qualifier denoting that person's style) who doesn't properly understand how to manipulate video game characters with the control stick. Such a person is naturally given to pounding the various buttons and thrusting the joystick in a frenzied manner (usually when playing games like Street Fighter II). (May also denote a philosophy that regards strength and chance as superior to finesse and strategy.)
A: Jay whipped my ass at Street Fighter II last night...
B: What? No way...Which character was he playing?
A: Zangief!
B: ...Impossible.....
A: No..he beat me like 7 or 8 times in a row!
B: How?
A: Hammer keys!
by Sh*tprize November 10, 2006
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Hammerhead

When he flashed her she saw he was a hammerhead.
by Crazy Bald Man July 29, 2006
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HAMM

by udontknowmeson July 25, 2011
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siberian sledge hammer

When you stick an ice cube up a girls ass then fuck her as hard as you can
"wow im still so sore from last night" said sarina
"why what happened?" asked layla
"mike gave me a siberian sledge hammer"
by scizzott November 9, 2007
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Crab Hammer

The act of binding a persons hands and feet or until the person is totally restrained, then a crab or any other crustacean with pincers is inserted into the pants (crochial region) and is let loose, preferably angrily, after this is done there must be punching of the croch which induces pain (sometimes pleasure) and also increased anger to the crustacean.
Billy wouldn't give me my damn tree fiddy so we decided to give him a good ol' fashion crab hammer!
by Ultad January 13, 2008
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a loser or piece of shit individual; a tool or undeniable goof.
I have absolutely no respect for that knock-kneed, hammered-down, hollow-chested, smelly sack of Siberian sheep shit...what a scumbag!
by weave March 24, 2003
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