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Goober Watson

The single most goobery goober amongst a sea of fellow goobers. The king of the goobs.
This Goober Watson is the weirdest motherfucker I know.
by The8baLL January 26, 2020
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GooBush

When a man repetitively masturbates, specifically laying on his back while his ejaculation all ends up in his bush, in which he doesn't shower or clean himself up for an extended period of time leaving his bush to turn into a sticky gooey mess.

Also done to women with extreme semen fetishes that generally don't take care of themselves downstairs and like the smell of large quantities of old semen stuck in there bush. Some of which actually pick pieces off and eat.
Dude, Matt stinks so bad!
Yea I know apparently he never showers and is totally in "Goobushing."

Man! That chick paid us $50 each to just cum in her bush and she smelt like rotting flesh!
Yea she's a total Goobush you should probably get tested!
by FisterNation January 26, 2020
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Goobies

Jim: *sneezes* “Bugger, I’ve brought the Melbourne goobies with me!”

Bob: “Oh get it over it, go back to Bendigo.”
by noodlesaresortayum December 25, 2019
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goobersauce

My kid is acting like goobersauce
by Lilly987 April 15, 2020
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gooblygosh

That steak was just gooblygosh!! Yum!
by miss webster March 5, 2020
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goober

by Goober200000003 March 9, 2020
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goobser

The floppy hose in the man's undercarriage that is held up by supporters
That goobser is really gross. He is a soldier and has taken the drug blood to stay erect.
by GreatGuppyGod March 18, 2020
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