French

People or language of France.

Modern "romance" language evolved from the Frankish (Germanic) race/language when Roman soldiers imported Latin into the occupied regions of Gaul (Gallia). The soldiers spoke an abbreviated (simplified) Latin which the Franks further simplified into a creolized version (this "pidgeon" Latin eventually evolved into modern French).

"Pardon monsieur, je voudrais du pommes frites. Ou est le McDonald's?"

"Sorry mister... I don't speak French. But here... have some freedom fries."

by Aec August 22, 2003

French kiss

1)A disgusting version of an innocent kiss where a guy tries to choke you by shoving his tongue down your throat and slobbers all over your face.
2) A nice kiss with a tongue.

Guy: French time!
Girl: Oh shit, I wanted to live another day.

by Michelle D July 2, 2005

the french language

the french language is stupid because they have 15 to many letters that don't even get there spot in the spotlight in each word!!!!

the french language is stupid.

by @be0powerly February 18, 2020

french fry

A semen filled condom. Long and squishy. Somewhat like a french fry.

Alex: Hey, girl. Where should I put my french fry?

by breixrockstarxoh July 15, 2007

French Tickler

When you are having sex with your lady friend doggy style and some guy comes and tickles your asshole with a feather from behind, he's called the french tickler

Dude I was about cum in Tracy's ass and then the french tickler got me!!

by el_nigero July 11, 2010

french hot dog

When a man dips his cock in butter and fucks a chick in the ass while drinking a glass of champagne.

I french hot doged your sister. She prefers unsalted butter and Prosecco. So do I.

by Stevegsf October 17, 2008

French Manicure

When a girl digs her nails into a guys back (who has back acne) during sex; the zits pop & puss gets under the girls nails.

So I found out that Steve has back acne. Last night when we had sex I ended up with a French Manicure!!!

by MunkeeGurl October 24, 2011