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land fish

A young (often edible) cat. (Coined by Stephen Colbert as a reaction to PETA's new nickname for fish, "sea kittens.")
"Boy, I could sure go for some land fish right now!"
by J. van Mueller January 16, 2009
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fist fuck

to insert a fist into someones pussy or ass
by Bob October 5, 2003
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Fish Face

1) a phrase that mutually describes a deformed face that looks similarly like a fish, though no apparent fish like features can be seen. It is often associated with one who possesses extreme greediness and disease.

2) An incredibly greedy, insignificant person that leeches off others with fish like features and is disliked by most people. Approach with caution.

3)A mutant freak that greatly portrays greediness and sexual disgust. Extreme greediness is often associated with the organism and insignificance. Uses saliva and spit as a self defense mechanism
Your a fish face! loser!

Michael spits alot and is greedy. Therefore, it is positively clear that he is a fish face.
by Jason Brown December 28, 2005
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fistivities

1. A period of self-pleasure, masturbation, or sexual practice involving ones hand that lasts over the Christmas period. Usually performed by men who hate christmas, and their wives.

2. Shaking your curled fist at a motorist, swearing, and questioning their sexual preference, over the Christmas period. Can also be told to Police Officers.
1. 'After the christmas fistivities, my arm is four times bigger.'

2. 'But Officer, I was just giving him the Christmas Fistivities.'
by iKaite July 14, 2009
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fisherman's tuck

A way of concealing an erection by pulling the penis up and tucking it into the waistband of the trousers, then letting the shirt hang over the top to conceal the tip of the penis poking out above the trousers.
That guy over there just used the old fisherman's tuck to hide himself.
by Maelin August 8, 2003
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live in a fishbowl

to live a life where everyone is watching.
Most movie artists live in a fishbowl.
by ThatWeb September 7, 2005
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fisher middle school

A middle school located in Los Gatos, California that contains a vast majority of stuckup white kids who abuse their rich parents large amounts of money.

At Fisher you will see a wide variety of assholes. It is not uncommon to have gotten drunk by the end of 8th grade. You can be sure to walk into the girls bathroom and see a skinny girl complain about how much "non-fat" yogurt she ate during lunch while applying the amount of makeup equivalent to that of Jeffree Star. Most boys are jocks who are obsessed with tits even though they have never seen a pair.

The principal and vice principal are dikes who's ultimate goal is to rape all the children.
guy 1: hey I'm thinking about going to Fisher Middle School
guy 2: that school sucks don't go there
by smokeybear July 28, 2009
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