The dark crystal

An amazing film that I star in as that one screaming monster in the background.

Guy: what’s that amazing film that has weird creatures and a dumb plot?
Other guy: oh that’s the dark crystal.

by Girls-on-film•=• April 3, 2020

Punching the dark star

More commonly, but boringly, known as analingus.

Dude, it was so fucked up! As this chick was climbing up the ladder out of the pool, I pulled her bikini bottom down and started punching the dark star like there was no tomorrow. I mean, I could taste the last three meals she had eaten, know what I mean? We've all been there. Anyway, all of the sudden, her grandma appeared over the horizon and caught us. To make matters worse, it was right when she busted out a serious fart box queef. It was quite embarrassing, to say the least.

by Bobo Debauchery June 11, 2011

alone in a dark house

Alone in a dark house is a roblox game abouta detctive trying to figure out the death of the smith family but while at the house the son eric is being a bitch and hes also a black demon also also its a game that two people played till 4 am and then the next stopped playing the game

Jamaica: wanna play alone in a dark house

Kaelon:oh god no remember what happened last time

Jamaica: but arnt you dating eric and you haven't seen eric in a while

Kaelon:fine lets play

by Timmy and friends April 11, 2020

dark star

A black mans asshole (no lie)

His dark star was very crusty and smelly.

by Ryan Bizzle July 3, 2006

Dark Justice

If a girl is not pleasing you sexually, you stick your fingers up her ass. When she screams, you put your fingers in her mouth.

Katie was boring me last night so I laid down some Dark Justice.

by Judge Russom April 18, 2009

dark magic

Magic that usually is against on what is light,holy(God),and good.But it is not always used for evil.Sometimes it resembles pain,sadness,or even heroship.(But remember, real dark magic doesn't exist.)

I use my dark magic for good.

by Werty Underwood May 13, 2005

Dark Brandon

Dark Brandon takes over the obscene and vicious Let’s Go Brandon meme from the caterwauling Dark Side, and weaponizes it for Progressives, with overtones of Batman and other superheroes. Components of the meme include Joe Biden's aviator sunglasses hiding laser eyes; his numerous political achievements; ice cream cones; fighting malarkey; a Dark Brandon prequel movie with a multitude of familiar superheroes; Dark Brandon 2. The other side is trying to take it back with accusations of pedophilia and incontinence.

It has been extended to

Dark Garland or Dark Merrick, Attorney General Merrick Garland
Dark Kamala, VP Kamala Harris
Dark Obama, Former President Barack Obama
Dark Hillary, Hillary Clinton
Dark Fetterman, Pennsylvania Senate candidate John Fetterman

It has been used in tweets from the White House, and written up in Rolling Stone and on Daily Kos.

shorter merrick garland: "my transformation is complete. the era of dark merrick is nigh. all hail brandon."

Beau of The Fifth Column @BeauTFC: "West Point has gone woke" might be my new favorite. There's only one possible explanation. Dark Brandon adjusted the curriculum.

by Antibogotes August 28, 2022