Covid-๐Ÿ‘ฝ

the conditions/injuries experienced by bats in the cave they share with coronaviruses (located in 2013 by Wuhan virologists).

The coronaviruses were only indirectly the distal cause of the bats' injuries - the direct proximate cause was the swabs collected by anal probe.

In 2018 the virologists confirmed they'd located the origin of the coronavirus responsible for the '03 SARS outbreak. The Wuhan virologists warned the entire world in 2018.
Covid-๐Ÿ‘ฝ only occurs in anal probed bats, in the Yunnan cave.

Deep inside where the bats nest, the cave's climate never changes.

Always cool and dry - so the virus' buttery bilipid envelope protecting it remains stable and firm and safe just in case you you wondered why Epstein didn't kill himself. The 'rona is a massively robust, ever-quasi-evolving viral population.
by nottherealCharlesLieber April 9, 2021
mugGet the Covid-๐Ÿ‘ฝmug.

Symptoms of COVID

Cold all around
Sleepy
Sweaty feet
Shivers

Cough
Hard to breathe
I have the symptoms of COVID because I have sweaty feet
by King_crewz August 15, 2021
mugGet the Symptoms of COVIDmug.

Covid-19

The go-to excuse for lack of supplies in a store, lack of call handlers in customer support and basically anything that involves human contact.

Absolutely everything on this planet has been or is affected by this and the restrictions and lack of contact is causing so much more damage than the virus actually infecting people.
Then you get called selfish because you don't wish to have the vaccine, as the vulnerable people who are vaccinated are at risk of you spreading it to them, the key bit there being "vulnerable people who are vaccinated".
"hey can I contact customer support becuase I have just spent ยฃ300 on a product that is broken"
"Sorry, due to covid-19 there are no advisors in the office so we cannot help"
"Fuck you and fuck this virus which is no different to flu unless you're 103, yet the entire earth has to come to a standstill"
by Covid is brilliant September 2, 2021
mugGet the Covid-19mug.

Covid Lifer

One that had Covid and the symptoms linger for life. Mainly applies to overweight middle aged women that had undiagnosed fibromyalgia or Epstein Barr and now have an actual diagnosis.
Those covid lifers are at the rally begging for another stimmy. Last night at the Maskarade Ball the lifers looked ravishing
by SuzanneSeven February 24, 2022
mugGet the Covid Lifermug.

Covid-๐Ÿ’‰

When some countries with the capability of developing a corona vaccine are getting their hackers to spy on their competitorsโ€™ research development of the virus so that they could become the first nation to launch it.
The Covid-๐Ÿ’‰ perpetrators are China, Russia, North Korea, and Iran, with the US and a few others pretending not to be involved in the spying business.
by Covido November 14, 2020
mugGet the Covid-๐Ÿ’‰mug.

Covid tired

Tired OF covid due to- having had COVID19, working with COVID19.
by MwMimi September 13, 2021
mugGet the Covid tiredmug.
When pregnant women in Malta could not travel overseas to get an abortion, which is a crime locally, during the coronavirus pandemic, thus forcing them to order abortion pills from abroad to terminate the pregnancy.
Unlike divorce and same-sex marriage which are legal in Catholic Malta, abortion poses a challenging time for Maltese pregnant women during the Covid-๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡น crisis.
by Covido January 9, 2021
mugGet the Covid-๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡นmug.

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