Breakfast Of Champions

Nutriotional Masochism

Tasty carbohydrate and fats followed by a ridiculous amount of nicotine and caffeine, a feel good Breakfast of champions!
Please don't judge my devotion to Nutritional Masochism....Cause I need it

by O' Baba June 6, 2017

Taste my champagne wench

A saying that means guzzle my cum you cunt. (Predominantly used to insult a person without having them know the true severity of the phrase you said to them.)

Dick from work: " hey (your name here) those pants look a little tight, where did you get them? Queers R us?

You: taste my champagne wench.

The dick from work is left confused and you feel satisfied that you told off the office dick without getting reported to your H.R. Rep

by Artic Starfish October 10, 2017

ass fucking champion

When your so good at ass fucking your considered a champion

steves so good at ass fucking my sphincter is sore, hes an ass fucking champion

by Poepholl Pilot March 25, 2019

Swimming conference championships

It's Another championships happening a few days after the first championships. Swimming conference championships combine 4 or more leagues ( A league, B league, etc). They all have to compete in events that they got a certain time for. Every time or sometimes, the top 8 people in the event get to make it to the swimming finals.

Person 1: "Did you make in to Swimming Conference Championships?"
Person 2: "No I didn't have a good time for any of my events."

by urlocalcoolperson1111 August 3, 2022

the world champ

like all around the world look at you being doubtful or unusual.

1 person "Bro yo sure you can handle everything"
2 person "I can handle it"
3 person "Bro got the world champ going on"

by J.C Micheal September 19, 2023

Champagne Showers

the act of urinanating on somebody on than yourself for enjoyment!

doing an r.kelly "i wanna piss on you", i wanna make Champagne Showers on your face

by gaxven September 11, 2011

CHAMP

the coolest kid on earth. He can beat anyone at beer pong and no one can out drink him or out drunk him. Hes better than Chuck Norris.

He is known to pay for gas in knickels and sometimes dimes.

I would fill up my tank, but im Chris the CHamp martinez..

by pablorojas November 3, 2009