Bum Knuckle

A particularly large irritating haemorrhoid.

the steak Geoff had the night before created such difficulty pushing the poo out that it created a real bum knuckle.

by Dragon Iron January 5, 2014

pudding bum

spoopy.

"you're a pudding bum"
"I don't know how to respond to that"

by as1a February 11, 2014

bum jiggle

someone who acts as a "stick in the mud" and is extremely lazy.

Emma! Don't be such a bum jiggle!

by puns4food April 23, 2014

Bum-Jobbed

1) To get a raw deal; hosed

"They fired him for that?! Damn - he got bum-jobbed!" - Drab T-Shirt

by ZJ1067 July 8, 2014

train bum

Those bums that be on NYC trains that wear layers of cloths and a big druid blanket in the summertime and smell like they haven't taken their pants off in 15 years not even to use the bathroom.

Homie you smell like a train bum.

by Angel_Dirty_Face December 22, 2014

Jungle Bum

One whose asshole has far exceeded the regular hair to sphincter ratio. The enveloping pubic stingers accumulate to such an amount that it suiting to refer to them as a jungle.

"It won't come out, I've got a severe case of jungle bum"

by Anal Plunderer November 2, 2015

Bum tug

When someone puts a finger in your bum, dry, and all your bumhole skin gets tugged inwards along with said finger and it hurts a bit

Karen: I’ve got such a sore bum hole today

June: You been putting scotch eggs up your bum again?

Karen: No nothing that tasty, Gareth slipped a finger in dry and I got really bad bum tug

by Sceggs November 12, 2018