alaskin strawberry shortcake

the act of bringing a girl in the snow punching her in the nose giving her a bloody putting the bloody snow on your penis and having her eat it

yo that bitch was being a whore so i fuckin alaskin strawberry shortcaked her

by Sabadu Buhhr September 14, 2012

Alaskan Bullworm

The Alaskan Bullworm is mainly known for its appearance on the kids show Spongebob Squarepants but in the streets it is known as when a man tongue punches a girls fart box so hard that she is incapable to walk for the next few days until recovery

Diego: “Why Is Abby in a wheel chair?”
Mike: “I Gave her an Alaskan Bullworm”
Diego: “Wow ,you must have a strong tongue.”

by Dick Butkiss June 11, 2018

Alabastard

An anonymous hacker and right-leaning political commentator believed to be from central Alabama, but residing in parts unknown.

The Alabastard struck again, posting an anti-liberal screed on several prominent blogs.

by WIlliamWyattBibb July 11, 2018

frozen alaska

when a used condom is frozen and then used as a dildo

Jeffery's frozen alaska gave Mary a great night.

by asukfhos October 20, 2010

alaskan pipeline

the act of cutting a whole 8 ball of cocaine into one long gigantic rail.

me and brian picked up an 8 ball last night and blasted it all to our dome alaskan pipeline style.

by D>A>D May 27, 2006

Alaskan Douche

When a guy or group of guys jack off and fill a douche bottle with cum.... then the cum is frozen. Some time later, the bottle is defrosted and squirted into a woman's vagina, preferable while still cold. The woman then finishes the douche by spurting the cum juice out.

I gave my girl a 100 load alaskan douche courtesy of some of my good buddies. Then she unloaded it on my cock while I fucked her in the ass.

by the_worm July 13, 2009

Alaskan Beaver Tale

The act of shitting in females mouth, then jizzing in her mouth, having her swish it around in her mouth like mouthwash and spitting it on your chest.

Guy 1: What did you and Jenny do last night?
Guy 2: We were so wasted I got her to give me an alaskan beaver tale.
Guy 1: Gross dude,

by TheGuyWhoFuckedYourMother January 15, 2010