Dark Wind

When the warm gusts of darkness channel through your inner gut caverns, escaping with the smell of infernal incense

I ate a ton of jalapeño kettle chips last night, and my body has been creating an incredible amount of dark wind in response

by MakingBathroom May 31, 2018

Arizona wind chime

A Mexican hanging from a tree typically in Spring Valley and Cordes Lakes

Hey loom at that Arizona Wind Chime over there!

by Landthekid May 31, 2018

Tropical Wind

This is a fart that usually happens if eat a shit ton of papaya fruit and if you drink a lot of pineapple juice. You will let out a smooth, soft, fart that smells like Hawaii. It's probably good for your skin.

Take a wiff of my Tropical Wind baby.

by GirlPervLol69 June 7, 2018

foul wind ensemble

A gathering of four or more friends or acquaintances who suffer from extraordinary flatulance.

I'll think we'll skip the foul wind ensemble tonight if we serve something other than chili.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz June 10, 2018

Missouri windchime

Like alabama windchimes, except you use mormons.

Mark-Hey Dave, i like your Missouri windchimes over there
Dave-Thanks Mark, I made them last week

by Kill the mormons June 14, 2018

French Wind

A release of gas from one's posterior

Guy: Ugh! What's that smell?

Buddy: Sorry boys, I just blew some French Wind..

by RacinJason November 30, 2018

fruit winder

a traditional British delicacy sourced from glucose, concentrate fruit flavourings and children's toe fungus

"Can I try some of your Kellogg's Fruit Winder?"
"No."

by _thetruetea February 23, 2019