Fucking the dog

Doing nothing, shooting the shit.

Hey Kevin, what are you doing?
Kevin: Fucking the dog.

by Anonymous November 29, 2002

War Dog

A political and/or military person who's immorally eager to encourage a people or nation to go to war.

plural form

War Dogs

George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are total War Dogs.

by MikeKal July 25, 2009

dog in a bath

the act of squeezing ones cock and balls into the recipients 'rusty bullethole'. it is as hard as trying to keep a dog in a bath.

"that bird last night was filthy as fuck, i gave her the dog in a bath.

by paddy farrell September 26, 2004

hen dog

Hennessy an alcoholic beverage, a nickname for it used in the hood.

yo leroy what we drinking tonight, "hen dog" yea dat yack

by bert2 August 14, 2005

dog movie

A movie the most likely will have a dog as the main character, in order to make the dog more lovable the movie producers usually make the dog behave almost human-like. Most likely the movie makers want it to be heart breaking so they almost always kill off the dog or the dogs friends. Never has there ever been a dog movie that has not killed off someone important to the plot. Finally they always have a villain that hates dogs or animals in general, and he makes audiences say "You see, I would never do that to a dog or a pet"

Bro did you see that new dog movie?

yeah bro the main character was sooo evil, You see, I would never do that to a dog or a pet

true that bro, but why did he kill off someone that was important to the plot?

I don't know bro

by KokoDoggo June 4, 2020

aqua-dogging

Dogging from the water - usually on a pedalo and often undertaken in Ibiza. Essentially, the act of voyeurism from a watery observation point.

Chris spent most of his holiday in Ibiza aqua-dogging.

by Behemoth1980 June 7, 2011

Karma The Dog

Sweet and affectionate, Has the energy of 5 tigers. Will try to eat your food. Loves to play Bunny (aka her chew toy) Great fetching skills. Watches any YouTube video but her moms. Barks at any songs she hates. Loves to take long runs.

When I went to go get a beverage from the kitchen, Karma The Dog stole my Chic Fil A Wrap and ate it!

by g8terbyte March 9, 2018