1. n. A story that is based on some kernel of semi-plausibility but whose trajectory quickly leads into pure fabrication.
2. n. A person who tells such a story.
3. v. To tell such a story.
2. n. A person who tells such a story.
3. v. To tell such a story.
1. Remember that j-fake when the dude had to slay an ice dragon to get back to school?
2. Yo man, that j-fake totally convinced his professor that he had turned his work in.
3. That guy j-faked his mom into believing she had forgotten his birthday when he had really forgotten hers.
2. Yo man, that j-fake totally convinced his professor that he had turned his work in.
3. That guy j-faked his mom into believing she had forgotten his birthday when he had really forgotten hers.
by Coach Lonely December 13, 2008
Get the J-Fakemug. James blushed as his two best friends proceeded to fake out in front of him - he knew they were just faking it to mess with him, but even so he couldn't help a momentary flash of anger and lust; stemming from the many times he had imagined his own lips upon their gossamer-soft angel-lips.
by fine_dine_decca January 31, 2010
Get the fake outmug. A person who puts on glasses or uses pretentious words to try and fool people into thinking that they are smart.
I had a date with this female college professor and I was afraid of looking stupid, so I put on some glasses, a cordory jacket with those elbow patches and memorized some four syllable words out of the dictionary. I know, I was faking smart, but I think I can pull it off. smart, fake it til you make it, intelligent, college, university, nerd, geek, professor
by joecoolthefool October 8, 2015
Get the faking smartmug. Someone who talks to you when they need something
Someone who talks about you behind your back when they say their your friend
Someone who wants to fight you but lets you walk around untouched.
Someone who talks about you behind your back when they say their your friend
Someone who wants to fight you but lets you walk around untouched.
Alexis was being a fake friend when she asked me to buy her mascara but she was just talking about me yesterday
by SidneyB. March 4, 2018
Get the Fake Friendmug. by TV Dad August 30, 2018
Get the Fake Newsmug. A fake diagnosis is a diagnosis given to a group of normal people who display unwanted behaviors. To gain public acceptance, the diagnosis is approved by the official psychiatric associations and supported by government and the medical establishment. Children in public schools are the most common victms.
Jimmy got removed from the class for objecting to being forced to sit in a room listening to pointless information. The authorities say he has autism and adhd. But we know that’s just a fake diagnosis.
by WHO watches Docs October 22, 2018
Get the Fake Diagnosismug. by mcnuggetdestroyer January 3, 2018
Get the fake the snakemug.