Fake Hollywood

When a guy blows some of his load on her back, and then when she turns around to look, he blows the rest in the face

by anonymous September 19, 2003

fake out

to fake make out, or to make out fakely.

James blushed as his two best friends proceeded to fake out in front of him - he knew they were just faking it to mess with him, but even so he couldn't help a momentary flash of anger and lust; stemming from the many times he had imagined his own lips upon their gossamer-soft angel-lips.

by fine_dine_decca January 31, 2010

Fake Diagnosis

A fake diagnosis is a diagnosis given to a group of normal people who display unwanted behaviors. To gain public acceptance, the diagnosis is approved by the official psychiatric associations and supported by government and the medical establishment. Children in public schools are the most common victms.

Jimmy got removed from the class for objecting to being forced to sit in a room listening to pointless information. The authorities say he has autism and adhd. But we know that’s just a fake diagnosis.

by WHO watches Docs October 22, 2018

Fake News

Fact based information, from a credible source, that President Donald Trump does not like.

President Trump claimed reports he paid hush money to a porn actress was fake news.

by TV Dad August 30, 2018

fake fan

fake fan: a lot of people will get this confused with “bandwagon”.

fake fan is when someone claims to be a day one fan but in reality aren’t.

another definition of “fake fan” is when someone also claims to be a day one/fan in general to a person but are using them for clout.

now you know. so don’t get bandwagon and fake fan confused, they are two separate things!

michelle: i’ve been reaping insert artist/band name since day one!

dave: you’ve been repping insert artist/band name since i told you who they were! you’re a fake fan!

by xotrxsh May 28, 2019

fake the snake

Adding an exact detail to make the little lie you are telling more believable or convincing.

Way to fake the snake, Wayne.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 3, 2018

faking gym

When one wears gym clothes to class in hopes of looking like they have either just come from the gym or are going soon, but they have no intention of working out that day.

Person A: Hey, you just come from the gym?
Person B: No I'm just faking gym today.

by kayferthh May 21, 2011