A "Poop Bag Fail" refers to a situation where a dog poop bag tears or rips, resulting in the dog owner inadvertently coming into contact with their dog's waste on their hands and fingernails. Some of the newer dog bags are constructed from compostable materials that are thinner, lacking the sturdiness and durability typically associated with traditional poop bags.
The dog owner experienced another Poop Bag Fail after sensing a warmth and moisture through the poop bag, only to discover a significant tear in the bag.
by OG Design March 15, 2024
Get the Poop Bag Failmug. by A1293836 April 9, 2022
Get the National fail a test daymug. He is a complete flop. He failed in his exam. He was snubbed by the company when he sought a job there. He even failed to win the heart of his girlfried as she jilted him. Nothing fails like failure, isn't it?
by uttam maharjan June 7, 2011
Get the nothing fails like failuremug. basically they wanted to collect every particle of a human female menstrual period cycle to study and analyze the egg that's being discarded through this process but they couldn't ever find a female clean or enough or hygienic enough to work with during these end times...and they look to me for an solution and i had a simple one that i did not offer it and ask them to leave me out of science the study and research of the world around them because its purely can be nonsense and heresy...and its too deep for me to speak on if i wanted to ...i have more important things to worry about instead of an unfertilized rotten egg...just an cliche expression not a true definitive expression because again i have no knowledge of what's going on during this process
do they have to study absolutely everything like that and The Virgin Essence failed experimentation too? they look for a cure in everything but their own shit.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 7, 2022
Get the The Virgin Essence failed experimentationmug. Failed friendship -
When Susannah was being a bitch, Julia said " I dont fuck with that bitch no more!"
When Susannah was being a bitch, Julia said " I dont fuck with that bitch no more!"
by Jalan666 August 22, 2017
Get the failed friendshipmug. If a girl doesn't break her hymen in their first sexual experience, leaving the girl a virgin. While the male lost his.
This usually happens when the guy has a small dick, and break the hymen
This usually happens when the guy has a small dick, and break the hymen
Girl: I don't feel anything
Boy: It's so good
Boy: Wait, you didn't feel anything
Girl: yea, I think that means i failed first
Boy: It's so good
Boy: Wait, you didn't feel anything
Girl: yea, I think that means i failed first
by AbbuTheWuvly June 12, 2018
Get the Failed Firstmug. The stupidest most pointless word in the English language...well maybe aside from lol....if you use this word someone will hack your head off with a machette.
by yourjealousofme September 26, 2011
Get the Epic Failmug.