Creme Egg

A simultaneous ejaculation and fart. Accidental or intentional.

Sexy babe: Urgh, Dave! You've creme egged in my eye. I can't see or breath!

by Darv Shamber-Layne March 24, 2010

eggs benedict

when you ejaculate in your partners belly-button, and then pee on it a little for the holandaise sauce.

He gave her the best eggs benedict ever!

by cheeze mcdougal April 29, 2006

fried eggs

An old lady's breasts that sag to the point where they look like someone stapled fried eggs to her chest.

"Ah, man, that old lady just bent over and I saw her fried eggs!"

by Mister Squishy November 10, 2007

Whale Egg

There are only two known to ever exist in the world, Jill and Joe.

Look Daddy a Whale Egg!!

by OneOfTwo April 22, 2009

scrambled eggs

when two fags are fucking reverse cowboy and their balls are smashing against one another.

"How was your night with Johnny?" "Oh you know, went over and had some scrambled eggs."

by DickRay October 18, 2008

FRIED EGG

When you take a very distinctly hot frying pan and you spank your soul mate with it and then you ejaculate on where you spanked her to cool it down.

Me and my old lady did the fried egg last night...

by beaner 666 December 4, 2010

piss eggs

a word used when you mess up or when something goes wrong.
Dermot also says it when he ejaculates.

A piss eggs, I missed the match

Rent boy: Oh yeah oh yeah

Dermot: PISS EGGS, there we go

by articulate camel May 16, 2007