Slap Oysters

Another term of scissoring.

Hay gurl, you wanna go slap oysters later?
Only if we can use that new double ender I picked up.

by homigawd January 12, 2009

taddy slap

A strong disrespectful pimp slap to the behind to show who is boss during sex.

I gave that ass ass a serious taddy slap so she will remember who was in charge.

by FreshFlavor April 26, 2015

slapping the sergeant

It's a sentence which using as jerking off in Turkey

Yesterday i was slapping the sergeant then ....

by Genieme February 01, 2018

*death slap*

when you know you fucked up BAD. Essentially, this wont happen unless you do something REALLY dumb.
(if your reading this and you got death slapped, well, yer ded already ~.~)

Dude: I heard Ifedayo got a *death slap*
Dude 2: OH GAWD! Have ya gone to his funeral?

by ifedayo's dad November 20, 2019

jizzle slap

1. When a man ejaculates on his own hand and slaps another person across the face. 2. When a man ejaculates on another person's hand while tickling their face, causing them to slap jiz-filled hand across one's face. *Each of these resulting in a jiz-covered face.

Patrick was firmly massaging his penis causing ejaculation onto Ken's hand. Becky was tickling Ken's nose with a feather causing Ken jizzle slapped himself. Ken's face was covered in Patrick's jiz!

by ladyfembot July 19, 2011

packy slap

Where a person puts a turd in there hand with 5 pence stuck in it and offers it to a person when they ake the money you splat the turd in there face.

I packy slapped pete,he has shit on his face like a packy.
Fugdefacedpacky

by Mr_feltpen September 07, 2010

Slap a ham

To vigorously stroke ones pork sword with high velocity vinegar strokes.

I cant wait to get home and slap a ham.

by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016