My friend: (smacks hand on table) wow it tingles
Everyone else: (smacks their hands on a table) I don’t feel anything
Me:(smacks my hand on table) wow it’s tingling!
Me and friend: we are hand twins!
Everyone else: (smacks their hands on a table) I don’t feel anything
Me:(smacks my hand on table) wow it’s tingling!
Me and friend: we are hand twins!
by Hdjfskabdhsjbekif September 11, 2019
Get the Hand twins mug.After my college roommate taught me the bean twist I’ve never been unsatisfied.
Her toes curled as I gave her the bean twist.
That butch gave me such a vigorous bean twist I’m sore to the touch today.
Her toes curled as I gave her the bean twist.
That butch gave me such a vigorous bean twist I’m sore to the touch today.
by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020
Get the Bean Twist mug.Those kids on Twitter (Normally aged between 13-16) who have, rather, a Fortnite profile picture or a picture of a random women in a bikini.
These people are emotionally unstable. They feel the need to log into Twitter everyday just to get their 9 year old followers to Like and retweet.
Tweets may be as followed:
“Noti gang where you @?”
“Like or Fake AF”
“Turn on notis or unfollowed’
“No one supports me”
“Doing an unfollow spree soon, like and RT to stay followed”
“If your phone is real, press S to make ß”
“This is you and your 3rd @, W or L?”
These people most definitely don’t have IRL friends . The Likes and Retweets they get on their tweets make them feel wanted and less lonely. It also gives them a feeling of fake fame and self worth.
They may also call their followers ‘supporters’. But the only reason they have followers is because they use the Follow/Unfollow Twitter method. Meaning they follow loads of people, then unfollow the ones who didn’t follow back.
So they aren’t really supportive, they’re just their because they were followed first.
Do not insult these people, not only do they have the worse comebacks. But they take things very personally.
These people are emotionally unstable. They feel the need to log into Twitter everyday just to get their 9 year old followers to Like and retweet.
Tweets may be as followed:
“Noti gang where you @?”
“Like or Fake AF”
“Turn on notis or unfollowed’
“No one supports me”
“Doing an unfollow spree soon, like and RT to stay followed”
“If your phone is real, press S to make ß”
“This is you and your 3rd @, W or L?”
These people most definitely don’t have IRL friends . The Likes and Retweets they get on their tweets make them feel wanted and less lonely. It also gives them a feeling of fake fame and self worth.
They may also call their followers ‘supporters’. But the only reason they have followers is because they use the Follow/Unfollow Twitter method. Meaning they follow loads of people, then unfollow the ones who didn’t follow back.
So they aren’t really supportive, they’re just their because they were followed first.
Do not insult these people, not only do they have the worse comebacks. But they take things very personally.
by Damnitscam October 22, 2020
Get the Clout Tweeter mug.A book series written by Stephenie Meyers about a teen girl, Bella, who falls for a vampire, Edward. The series is basically about her and Edward's developing relationship and Bella eventually turns into a vampire so she can spend her life with a guy she met like a year ago and throws all her non-vampire relationships (ex. family, friends) away. For a guy she met literally a year ago.
Edward is also a pedophile, seeing as how he's over a century old and Bella is only around 17. However, despite the blatant romanticizing of pedophilia, suicide, and teenage pregnancies, this series is still fairly popular for whatever reason.
Edward is also a pedophile, seeing as how he's over a century old and Bella is only around 17. However, despite the blatant romanticizing of pedophilia, suicide, and teenage pregnancies, this series is still fairly popular for whatever reason.
Fan of Twilight: Oh my god, Edward from the Twilight series is so hot! He and Bella are my One True Pairing!1!!1!
Rational Person: Um... you do know that that ship romanticizes pedophilia and abuse, right? Edward is actually kind of abusive, not to mention he's 117.
Rational Person: Um... you do know that that ship romanticizes pedophilia and abuse, right? Edward is actually kind of abusive, not to mention he's 117.
by haha irdk November 11, 2020
Get the The Twilight Series mug.Roleplay accounts that are ran by depressed teenagers that shitpost and make image edits that pretend to be fictional characters while whining about how bad the drama is while starting drama.
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Get the Parody Twitter Account mug.by Mackenzie345 February 11, 2023
Get the have two right feet mug.I woke up in the middle of the night and wet to the can, but somebody left the seat up and I ended up baptizing the twins.
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