Chicken Time Bomb 

Consist of placing a piece of raw chicken and buttermilk in a mason jar or an empty baby food jar. Make sure to close it up tight. Used as revenge and placed in the targets home, car or office. After a few days the concoction will ferment, break the jar and emit the most foul smell one can imagine. Best if used after one breaks up with a significant other or gets fired from a job.
Uncooked Shrimp can be substituted for chicken in which it becomes a Shrimp Time Bomb or both can be combined for maximum stench.

C-Dawg: He Lil' Dude, why haven't you been at work?

Lil' Dude: Man they fired me, said I was on UrbanDictionary.com too much.

C-Dawg: That sucks!

Lil' Dude: Don't worry, I'll get my revenge, I left a Chicken Time Bomb in the breakroom.

Chicken Time Bomb by ABiggs November 9, 2006

but that's another story for another time 

A cool, fancy way of saying, "I could tell you about this, but I won't because it's not really that related to what I'm telling you about now." Used quite often in the book, "The Neverending Story", and also in the movies based off of it and the cartoon series based off of the movies. It's basically one of those phrases that everyone yearns to find a good opportunity to say, like "I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you", or "I'll be back...WITH WEAPONS!"

Once upon a time there was a thirteen-year-old who was bored so she decided to write a definition of "but that's another story for another time" on urbandictionary.com. After that she went on to do something completely different, with nothing to do in any way, shape, or form with urbandictionary.com...but that's another story for another time.

but that's another story for another time by lollylollylollyPOP!!! March 21, 2007

blanket time bomb 

farting under the sheets and forgetting about it until you put your head under the cover and smell it

holy crap sbc! you just left a blanket time bomb and dont even warn anyone?

blanket time bomb by Jay-skiier November 3, 2010

Timehin 

Timehin or Olutimehin meaning "The Lord is my Shepard" is known for his uncontrollable awesomeness and his ridiculous good looks... Some say that when graced by Timehin's presence an ongoing euphoric feeling overtakes them. Scholars have studied Timehin for years and have seen nothing like him... When he walks, a divine aura follows him. Even at night this glow can be seen for miles. Call him God, call him man, or call him PERFCTION in human form

"Timehin is the only person that can give me an orgasm without touching me..."

"Timehin needs to write a book about his awesomeness..."

"I feel so happy and i dont know why... oh I talked to Timehin yesterday"

Timehin by Afican prince March 23, 2008

Timeflies

An amazing band, using elements of pop, electro, dubstep and rock to make hit songs, songs such as Turn It Up and Under the Sea.

Guy 1: Dude, did you go to that Timeflies concert?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, it was off the chain!

Timeflies by Skitzophrenic December 11, 2012

Dragon Time 

Sleep. Usually in the form of a power nap.

It's been a rough day. Time for some dragon time.

or

A: How come you missed class today?
B: Too much dragon time.

Dragon Time by TooMuchLean January 30, 2010

non-deterministic polynomial time

The set of the most difficult problems in Mathematics, solvable in polynomial time only by a non-deterministic turing machine, but verifiable in polynomial time. In mathematics and computer science is shortened to np. Of course, the editors of UD would rather publish BULLSHIT or several thousand entries for George Bush than something having to do with math. Also, why won't they publish "S4R" is a perfectly acceptable definition.

Rule number 5 + Rule number 10 guys. Seriously. I'm an editor too.

Aaron: Did you know the editors of UD don't actually follow rules 5 and 10?
Mike: Yeah, they turned down my definition for "np", y'know, its short for "Non-deterministic Polynomial time".
James: Yeah, and then the go and publish shit like "S.C.L.I.D". Apparently technical terms for guns are fine, but not in Math.
Aaron: Yeah, seriousy uncouth.
Mike: HOLLA!

non-deterministic polynomial time by vaxt April 9, 2006