taddy slap

A strong disrespectful pimp slap to the behind to show who is boss during sex.

I gave that ass ass a serious taddy slap so she will remember who was in charge.

by FreshFlavor April 26, 2015

*death slap*

when you know you fucked up BAD. Essentially, this wont happen unless you do something REALLY dumb.
(if your reading this and you got death slapped, well, yer ded already ~.~)

Dude: I heard Ifedayo got a *death slap*
Dude 2: OH GAWD! Have ya gone to his funeral?

by ifedayo's dad November 20, 2019

jizzle slap

1. When a man ejaculates on his own hand and slaps another person across the face. 2. When a man ejaculates on another person's hand while tickling their face, causing them to slap jiz-filled hand across one's face. *Each of these resulting in a jiz-covered face.

Patrick was firmly massaging his penis causing ejaculation onto Ken's hand. Becky was tickling Ken's nose with a feather causing Ken jizzle slapped himself. Ken's face was covered in Patrick's jiz!

by ladyfembot July 19, 2011

packy slap

Where a person puts a turd in there hand with 5 pence stuck in it and offers it to a person when they ake the money you splat the turd in there face.

I packy slapped pete,he has shit on his face like a packy.
Fugdefacedpacky

by Mr_feltpen September 07, 2010

Slap a ham

To vigorously stroke ones pork sword with high velocity vinegar strokes.

I cant wait to get home and slap a ham.

by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016

Bean Slap

A bean slap is vicious attack used to terrorise youtes such as Mikey Boi England. Bean slapping someone involves quickly flicking your wrist and slapping them square in the forehead, making a crisp clapping sound.

Person A: I’m gonna bean slap that Ollie Boy
Ollie Boy: ‘retard noises’
Person A: take this you cretin cunt!
-slap-

by KingPrimo November 28, 2019

The Slap Bag

The Slap Bag is a bike handlebar mounted bag that open and closes with just one hand. It has a front edge much like a slap bracelet that can open and then close with one hand. It is designed to carry your cell phone, keys, wallet/money, a camera, food/bars/gu, first aid kit/bandaids, kids toys or anything you find that you want to take on your next adventure. It also mounts to strollers, scooters, boats, strider bikes, kids bikes, cruiser bikes, fixie bikes, fat bikes, mountain bikes and likley many other things we haven't yet discovered.

I use The Slap Bag on all my bike adventures to carry my cell phone, keys and some food for my ride.

by TheSlapBag June 06, 2016