Swink

A term used to describe the act of a guy putting his thumb in his butt-hole while doing another guy in the butt.

Tim: You wanna have gay sex later?
Cody: Only if I can swink myself at the same time!
Tim: Good deal.

by M5/BB December 5, 2010

swinging buddies.

were two people of different sex with sexual attraction go on the swings and swing until their hearts content.

"dude, i am hanging with my swinging buddy today!"
"nice man your totally gunna get laid! you two are the best swinging buddies. fo sho."

by pj&jelly. April 7, 2009

swining

to be coughing, sneezing, blowing your nose, ect. in public

I was on the metro earlier and this woman was swining all over me!

by urbanessa April 30, 2009

Swine flu

n. Pathology.
a highly contagious form of influenza caused by infection with a filterable virus first isolated from swine.

n. Probably not swine flu

"I think I have swine flu!"
"Chill the fuck out, no one cares."

by 1123581321 May 5, 2009

Swine Flu

A disgraceful disease that should be blamed on our ancestors

"There was an old saying that pigs would fly when a black man was elected president... well, now Obama's had his first 100 days, and Swine Flu."

by Sailfish714 May 17, 2009

Swinging Singles

A cooler way of saying the decade from 2000-2009.

Swinging singles is a double-entendre. It fits the decade, from the dot-com boom and bust, the next boom and 2008 bust.

The Roaring 20s were something, but nothing like the Swinging Singles.

by Mookie B December 21, 2009

Swinging dick

Adjective for someone that is so bad ass that their dick metaphoricaly hangs past their knees. Related words are player and pimp.

Friend 1: Did you see Jason Bourne kick that dudes ass with a wash cloth?

Friend 2: Yeah, he is such a swinging dick in Bourne ultimatum.

by Viperone July 22, 2009