Sports Douche

An individual that goes WAY beyond simply being a fan. This individual would rather dress up in their team colors, ignore the hot babe they are with and yell at the tv about the stupidity of the refs/coaches/players every call. They feel each play should have resulted in a touchdown and honestly can't believe it didn't. These individuals are often found sitting next to you at the bar and force you to root against their team, even if it is your team also.

Sports Douche: "Why the hell did the running back run up the middle??? Couldn't he see the hole clog up before he got to it? They should have called a pass on the play! It would have been an easy 6!!"

Girlfriend (thinking to herself): Why am I with this Sports Douche? He can't even see I'm not wearing a bra! Doesn't surprise me, he couldn't even see that both receivers were double covered with the safety over the top. Clearly they had to run the ball and the defense was just that good on that play. Idiot... Hmm, who's that guy over there...???

by Beech_nuts September 16, 2009

Gabe Saporta

The most amazing lead singer of Cobra Starship. He isn't really a badass motherfucker, but a sweetie instead!

Gabe Saporta made Nikki happy last night!

by beakillsmggy March 27, 2010

dicks sporting goods

A store that sells sporting goods.

I went to dicks sporting goods to buy a baseball.

by softballcatch124 August 4, 2007

Womens Sports

Fictional; a myth, a joke, a novelty. If girls played sports, they'd have to leave the kitchen.

Guy 1: hey dude guess what? the other night I needed a laugh so I watched some womens basketball and they found osama bin laden sitting in the stands!

Guy 2: wait hold on, they have womens basketball?! I thought womens sports were just a myth?

Guy 1: I know right? I bet some of them make a mean sandwhich, they can probably reach the top shelfs in the kitchen without a stool!

by NDG@therealAtown June 7, 2011

sporty spice

The Spice Girl that was everyone's favorite. Sporty Spice was best known for her track suits, back flips and tattoos.

AKA- the only spice girl that could sing.

Sporty spice:
You take and inch, I run a mile,
Can't win you're always right behind me.

Wow, you are looking very sporty spice today.

by SG06 May 16, 2006

shortbus

The title of a 2006 comedy drama film that includes unsimulated sex and orgies, starring Sook Yin Lee and loosely inspired by the DUMBA Collective in Brooklyn, NY. Shortbus in the film is a club/place/regular event where events similar to the DUMBA Lusty Loft Parties take place including film screenings and gender blurring sex/orgies. When Sook Yin's character Sophia enters this club and Justin Bond (the proprietor) is giving her a tour he cryptically defines Shortbus: "Everybody has heard of the long yellow school bus. Well, this is the shortbus." There is no furthur explanation given and there is no bus are not prominent in the narrative. It is likely that the term implies sexuality as that is the focus of the film and the fictional club. However, it could also be some kind of anti-thesis to the mainstream - as the characters are often gay, transgendered or otherwise not straight. The shortbus is otherwise defined here as short bus: the smaller yellow bus typically used to transport disabled/incapacitated/differently abled people which is in opposition to a regular bus - get on the bus - that would signify the mainstream or straight culture. Or, maybe the shortbus is a term of disability or slow learning in reference to the protagonist Sophia's problems achieving orgasm - pre-orgasmic. That would make sense for the film title but not the fictional shortbus club seen in the film which does not function solely for her purposes. Lastly, oppositional binary of shortbus being the inferior of the pair long/short masculine/feminine is similar to the joke in the name of the DUMBA collective - which is actually a feminised version of the the acronym DUMBO Down Under the Manhattan Bridge Overpass.

Everybody has heard of the long yellow school bus. Well, this is the shortbus.

by rusl March 29, 2007

SportsNation Sensation

Michelle Beadle of Sports Nation official nickname.

Your joined with Colin and the SportsNation Sensation!!

by Gregus Maximus November 13, 2009