guilt-slap

The feeling you get when you ignore a stupid facebook post or share (like/share/ etc. if you're against bullying/abuse/sex/cancer/anything). The feeling remains the same even after you realize that liking a picture doesn't help anything

Annoying Facebook Person: OMG like this post if you're against bullies I know 99% of you won't cuz you're too cool <3

Sane Facebook User: Liking the picture doesn't do anything about bullying, but that damn guilt-slap stings

by badassjediskier August 20, 2012

slap and twist

When the girl is about to orgasm from sex you slap her in the face and then twist her nipples.
(usually used as a sexual enhancement.)

Just before Jill climaxed under Jack, Jack enhanced her orgasm with the ol' slap and twist!

by R2-DQ February 9, 2010

Slap Chopped

When a chick gives you a blowjob but she isn't very good so she ends up squeezing and biting your dick.

Friend 1:" Hey man, did you go to warped tour last night"
Friend 2:" Yeah, it was a fun time until I got slap chopped"

by Dinertime July 20, 2016

Slap a ham

To vigorously stroke ones pork sword with high velocity vinegar strokes.

I cant wait to get home and slap a ham.

by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016

V-slap

When you give a high five to a woman's vagina out of with anger or celebration

When I saying good bye to Karen, I gave her a v-slap. Her husband Mark said it was a thing.

by Bob balls March 22, 2016

kooka slap

The act of having sexual intercourse for an extended period of time. Afterwards falling asleep and having the feeling that you have been knocked out or slapped.

Jeremy: dude I would have came over but I got kooka slapped.

Ron: what! You know what that's ok man, I bet it was great!

by duker33 March 13, 2013

Udon Slap

When you go limp after sex with an Asian woman, and your dick is now like a big udon noodle and you slap it around her face and titties.

I blew it all over her tits and gave her an udon slap across the face

by Damian Lewis February 11, 2022