roll the dice

To masturbate. The term is used particularly to refer to male masturbation(jacking off), since the action of pulling on and fondling one's own penis or testicles often looks like actually rolling a pair of dice.

I was rolling my dice at those tig ol bitties on that hot broad who was giving me a private lap dance.

by Mark H September 6, 2004

Roll up

To force someone to leave a group or area, through either violence or fear.

Also, to intimidate someone into leaving a group or area, usually accompanied with implied or express threats of violence.

"If I find out you ratted on me, I'm gonna have to roll you up."

"He was afraid that he'd get a beat down if he hung around, so he rolled himself up."

"Roll up, or get your ass whooped."

by dyrwk July 11, 2009

rolling stones

Came out with four albums from 1968-1972 (Beggars' Banquet, Let It Bleed, sticky Fingers and Exile on Main St.) that define rock'n'roll and encapsulated everything the Beatles, Zeppelin, the Who, and any other 60s band inspired by the blues could never do: keep the sound and soul intact. The other bands just wrote rock music; the Stones did and fused both and as such, are the greatest band ever.

rolling stones own ass

by Ernie the Scab Eater January 28, 2006

Roll Tide

A phrase uttered by brainless individuals after being arrested for ridiculous crimes. Officially the battle cry of the University of Alabama, and also the most obvious period joke ever written. Screamed by drunken students who will be unemployable in the real world because their degree is not recognized by anybody outside of the state of Alabama, despite their dillusions that they are attending an intellectual powerhouse. These students would have been better going literally anywhere else in the SEC besides the Mississippi schools. Also commonly found on articles of clothing on gas station and walmart employees and other trailer park dwellers nationwide. The saying is typically accompanied by a number ranging from 10-25 referring to the mythical number of National Championships Alabama claims, which even the most die hard Alabama fans can't agree on.

In addition to all of this, the phrase is moaned immediately after ejaculating onto a picture of Bear Bryant while simultaneously using a houndstooth butt plug.

Reporter: Sir, do you have anything to say for yourself about the charges of dealing heroin to your 10th grade students?

Blatantly Unqualified Teacher: "Roll Tide"

by SleeperAgent April 13, 2015

Rolling Thunder

Derived from the US military attack known as Operation Rolling Thunder, the Rolling Thunder is a sexual act involving Coprophagia, or shit fetish. One participant lies on the ground as the other moves to a relatively far location. When the second participant is at a reasonable range, he/she accelerates to a sprinting speed and performs a long jump over the first participant and attempts to shit upon the him or her in mid air in attempt to reenact Operation Rolling Thunder.

"Did you hear about John trying a Rolling Thunder on Sarah? He fucked up and now he has to replace the carpet."

by GiddyGobbler September 17, 2014

rick rolled

a video on you tube or another type of video source with a title that people will definitely click on. This will get the user plenty of views. Like new Lil Wayne, PS4, touchscreen psp, New Soulja Boy Dance, brand new cell phone, etc. Then about 5 seconds later a video comes on with some white guy singing (not 1/2 bad) which gets annoying as hell.

I was searching for new Lil Wayne and got Rick Rolled multiple times today.

by 757 to {Ace} the 302 January 28, 2009

Rolling pin

-When someone snowboarding attempts an urban rail and doesn't make it. The person slides down the rail on his stomach with his arms over one side.
-It’s so hilarious to watch this happen to someone.

"HAHAHa that kid just rolling pinned that down rail!"

by S^0WB0@RD January 26, 2010