An epidemic of modern civilization. Phonatose is the non compos mentis or comatose-like state of total and complete unresponsiveness as well as total disregard of the physical world often exhibited by teenagers while texting or performing any task on a smart phone.
The only way to free a teenager from the phonatose state is to quickly and swiftly slap the phone out of their hands.
The phonatose condition leads researchers to believe that telepathy will be the communication of the future. It appears modern children are compelled to communicate but prefer any method other than verbally.
The only way to free a teenager from the phonatose state is to quickly and swiftly slap the phone out of their hands.
The phonatose condition leads researchers to believe that telepathy will be the communication of the future. It appears modern children are compelled to communicate but prefer any method other than verbally.
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A conveniently located cell phone charging station; usually at an airport, restaurant, bar, concert hall, music festival or live event.
Commonly misspelled as two words.
Commonly misspelled as two words.
Peter: Awe man, my phone is dead and I left my phone charger at home.
Clark: No problem, let's find a PhoneBar so you can charge that pos android.
Clark: No problem, let's find a PhoneBar so you can charge that pos android.
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Get the PhoneBar mug.To get a headache or feeling of nausea or discomfort from a stressful, unpleasant or otherwise unwanted phone conversation.
"I had a serious phonache after working out the details of the divorce with my ex."
"It took so long to get through to customer service I ended up with a horrible phonache."
"It took so long to get through to customer service I ended up with a horrible phonache."
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Get the Phonedroid mug./fōn/ /ˈkədlin/ (verb) aka Phone cuddlin' 1. of or related to phone cuddle. 2. act of having the phone next to you while talking to a recipient and falling asleep, which may occur in both professional or personal situation.
The act can be accidental or intentional. Prior warning of slumber should be vocalized if personal. Snoring may occur. Friendship/Relationship/Family should not take offense. Repeat if necessary.
Action in the Professional setting may have side affect of release from employment (Caution: face planting is imminent).
*Check your phone provider for possible overage charges.
The act can be accidental or intentional. Prior warning of slumber should be vocalized if personal. Snoring may occur. Friendship/Relationship/Family should not take offense. Repeat if necessary.
Action in the Professional setting may have side affect of release from employment (Caution: face planting is imminent).
*Check your phone provider for possible overage charges.
I love it when my girlfriend is phone cuddling with me as we have phone sex.
During a conference call, we heard our manager phone cuddling as the snoring was loud on the speaker phone.
During a conference call, we heard our manager phone cuddling as the snoring was loud on the speaker phone.
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