Quick Money

Quick Money is mopney made through drug dealing

Bruv, Make Quick money

by Justarandomguy0e94109401724097 March 15, 2011

Floor Money

Money one accumulates gradually on their messy floor as a result of throwing jeans, jackets, etc down on the floor. As small change falls out of the pockets it is thus hidden in a sea of clothes, waiting to be collected one day...

Accumulated floor money records have been anything up to £35 in small change.

I'm broke but I have about £10 floor money

by CCHiPs March 19, 2011

Beaver Money

An amount of money that is saved up over a period of time that can only be used at the next visit to a strip club

Marty - Hey, you wanna go the strip tonight? Bill - Yeah definitely. Haven't been for ages and got $60's of beaver money saved up.

by Braddo February 4, 2014

sluty money

Money that was to be used for a malicious purpose.

Guy 1: dude I have so much money right now
Guy 2: what are you using it for?
Guy 1: I'm about to buy my Ho an engagement ring.
Guy 2: bro that's sluty money, you don't buy ho's engagement rings, you buy your bro's dinner instead

by ging3rbak3r February 20, 2014

Princess Money

The money that your wife or girlfriend makes from her well-paying job, that she does not contribute to the household, and by not contributing forces you, the husband or boyfriend, to pay all bills.

How is Jim so broke all the item don't he and his wife both make really good money? Yeah but Jim's wife sticks him with all the bills, so he never has any. Oh right she got her princess money, but Jim's the one who has to pay.

by hel112570 August 12, 2015

Mental Money

Similar to having peace of mind, but enough of which that a mental "currency" can be applied to give the degree of peace a value.

Cari: "I work on Monday, so I'll make a ton of money!"
Jake: "Yea, but I don't work and get to sit at home. So I'll be making more mental money doing nothing."

by Arrjay816 October 17, 2015

Schmelzer Money

Money that materializes out of thin air. Also money can be acquired by becoming a schmelzer.

I will have to decline the invite to Hawaii, I am not lucky enough to have all that schmelzer money.

by Bird1 January 4, 2016