Muff Cabbage

Slang for a woman's vagina.

Theresa: YOU'RE A MUFF CABBAGE! PSYCHO BITCH

*10 mins later*

Theresa: Sorry I overreacted it's a Jersey Thing

by Roc18 October 16, 2010

Muffalo

When moose and buffalo mate, the offspring will either look like a buffalo or moose depending on the dominent species with one exception; the beard that you see on the moose is relocated to the rear end of the offspring thus they are called muffalo. (see also Moosin).

From back here, I'd say that animal looks like a muffalo.
But, don't shoot it - they'er out of season.

by Cliff Clavin - Cheers March 27, 2008

muff puff

the lady who drinks from the hairy cup of love.

"i know this girl who is proper lez, she is a real MUFF PUFF

by andy rad January 19, 2006

muffalo

A buffalo with a huuuuuuge muff

On safari with my friends, Loz caught a glimps of an elderly muffalo

by DarkDestroyer January 4, 2005

muff muff

a short mexican that makes muffins yo!

muff muff is always coming around with his burnt muffins

by easy squeezy April 23, 2008

muff dogged

When you get ditched by your lesbian friend because she is going after some girl she's interested in.

Whoa I can't believe she totally just muff dogged us.

by bob January 14, 2009

Muff diving

in the dive posistion, insert ones hands inthe vagina, and at the same time shove your head into the muff of the victim

phil and lizzie

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004