Lapham

>Feeds on pies
>Hangs around with Formans
>Looks similar to the inside of an international rugby player's jock strap
>Is about equal in intelligence level to a pebble
>Favourite phrases include 'PGR' & 'PH'.

1: Fuck me! That person looks like a Buffalo's arse.
2: It's a Lapham!
1: Oh, that explains it.
2: Mmmm.

by avenger of the idiots February 11, 2005

lap snorkler

A person who is well known for giving oral sex to men.

I heard your mom is a lap snorkler!

by BenKenobi April 29, 2004

Lapland

The homeland of lapdancers

Dude, I just got back from Lapland, the lapdancers were peng yo!

by WeeMan Of Slang December 15, 2011

Lapdigger

Someone who wants the D

Guy 1: Sarah was hitting on me.
Guy 2: She hit me too!
Guy 3: What a fucking lapdigger.

by PozPoz August 29, 2016

lap licker

lap licker lesbians who engage in oral sex!

or in other words..... bush eater, carpet muncher, lickalotopus, fuzz bumpers, cod lickers

by skippy March 11, 2004

victory lap

The extra year a student has to spend in high school in order to graduate, because they are academically behind everyone else in their class.

"Are you going to grad?"

"Not this year. I can't. I have to do a victory lap, instead."

by D. Gould March 24, 2006

LaPierre

The manliest of men. Ruggedly Handsome. Strong.

Characterized by large amounts of forearm hair, chest hair, as well as abnormally large feet & hands. Also has a remarkable sense of humor.

Wow...look at him...he is definetly a LaPierre.

by Brian LaPierre December 24, 2007