Jorden

A crackhead who lies about everything just like his boyfriend delmer

Omg did you see that jorden over there

by Crackheadjordensnumberonefan May 21, 2019

Jordan

A man who's girlfriend has herpes.

Linton: Did you see Jordan?

Jeff: No, but I think I got a cold sore from his girlfriend.

by Cheabiotch November 3, 2009

jardeath

he tries very hard to sing but fails pretty badly

did you hear jardeath sing? My cat puked because of his aussie voice.

by CrackshackRULES January 29, 2009

Jordan York

A male name that means small penis. It also means unclean genitals.

Ewww! you have a Jordan York!

by swagmasterprime October 21, 2011

jord

a shorter term used to describe a jock and a nerd combined.
usually refers to a jock who is hardworking, but still does not get good grades.

Ryan: I must finish writing my 12 page essay for PE!
Mera: JORD!

by guess who? =] December 12, 2008

jordan

boy who likes moose. obsessed with plaid. hates coffee but likes chai tea. enjoys slinkys and wants to own a cow. has three chest hairs and likes top hats.

Jordan: MOOSE

by sshhaanniiqquuaa February 5, 2010

jord

a shorter term used to describe a jock and a nerd combined.
usually refers to a jock who is hardworking, but still does not get good grades.

Ryan: I must finish writing my 12 page essay for PE!
Mera: You are such a jord!

Ryan: OMG! I forgot to do the science reflection!
Sarah: You don't have to do it.
Ryan: What ever. I am so going to work on it while I'm playing soccer.
Sarah: What a jord.

by guess who? =] December 10, 2008