January 29th 

The day where a beautiful girl is born. Her name will start with either C,B, E, or K.She will some times be heart broken but to not show that she is depressed she tries to be happy 50% of the time. On this day show her how much you love her and care for her.Tell her she is the luckiest girl alive. Never be mean or rude to her if you do she will become more heart broken than she already is.

-Calianna is heart broken now but not forever on January 29th she will be whole again

January 29th by lifekids December 18, 2019

january 31 

today is fake your death day

JUICE WRLD: today is january 31 time to fake my death

january 31 by _wut_u_mean January 30, 2020

January 6th

Only big clowns are born on this day

omg she is such a clown! She was definitely born on january 6th.

January 6th by d4ysix October 17, 2019

January 31 

The day when you praise Colin because on this day he is your world even your God.

Oh it’s January 31
All hail Colin, All hail Colin

January 31 by Colin Datk November 20, 2019

January 17 

On January 17 u have to grab a boys cock and he may grab something of yours so beware 😉

boyHey it’s January 17 girl So Boy go on 😉. girl ok grabs cock and boy slaps her ass

January 17 by Kylie ❤️ January 16, 2020

January 24 

National hug a boy named Nathan,Nicholas,Dylan,Jaime,Or Joshua

Girl:*gives boy named Nathan a hug*
Nathan: wha why are u hugging me
Girl: Bc it’s January 24 duhh
Nathan:ooh

January 24 by getting rejected by my crush January 23, 2020

January 31 

The prettiest person was born on this day and their name usually starts with a G

Bryce:it’s January 31 you know what that means.
Person: ITS MY BIRTHDAY!
Bryce:YOU BET IT IS!

January 31 by Acertainperson December 4, 2021