kosom hayaty

literally means: my life's mother's pussy

what it actually means: fuck my life. used to express intense frustration at unfortunate life events. has a sarcastic undertone but mostly to mask the real pain. also just generally satisfying to say. mostly popular amongst egyptians but used by all arabs. there are other derivations such as: "kos okht hayaty" - meaning my life's sister's pussy, and also FML.

"i'm failing my courses, kosom hayaty"
"kosom hayaty why are so many bad things happening to me"
"i wanna die kosom hayaty"

by ashlake June 17, 2021

Hayride

An extremely exciting ride, on erm…hay around a farm. The ride usually lasts much too long, and you freeze your ass off. Comes in boring, and boring with haunted freaks varieties.

Our school forced us to go on a hayride for homecoming again, DAMMIT!

by RebelWithoutAClause October 10, 2004

hayroll

Rural America slang for sexual activities conducted in a barn, short for the phrase "Roll in the hay.".

I took my girl/boyfriend for a hayroll yesterday afternoon while the parents were in the house.

by jdp May 22, 2006

Hayness

1) Anything that happens by chance that is somewhat to extremely mind boggling.
2) Something that occurs that can be described only by few words.

1) "Well all that can be said about that party is that it was absolutely hayness. People everywhere, dude i couldn't tell where the keg was, it was in rotation of rooms."
2) "I have to say, the way that Buster downed that whole bottle of Everclear in all but 30 seconds was hayness."

by Hood-e-ni October 17, 2008

Haylee

A not so tall girl but definitely not short. She is very attractive. She cares about each and every one of her friends. Don't mess with an Haylee or any of her friends because she will get you. Haylee is not skinny, but not fat. She loves tall and sexy boys. Haylee loves boys because of their looks and a little about their personality. She is a very popular girl in school, she makes a lot of friends. She gets misunderstood by who she is. She is so beautiful that she gets a lot of boyfriends and gets called a "hoe". Her feelings aren't sensitive, but don't try to make her cry because you will regret doing anything bad to her. She is a very very athletic and strong girl. She beats most boy's in arm wrestles. She loves her boyfriend so much and she will fight for him and she will do anything that he wants. A Haylee is a very commandive person. She would make an very amazing mother. Haylee is an angel but has a devil side. Haylee believes in demons and ghosts, she loves scary movies and her favorite clown's are Pennywise, and skittles. She is a very big party animal. If u ask her to go to a party, she'll say yes before you can even blink. Haylee has a very dirty mind and she loves to be called these name's or to call her boyfriends, Babe, Baby, Sexy, Etc. Go easy on a Haylee, and become a friend with her, or maybe even something else, wink, wink.

Boyfriend: Haylee!! Go to this party with us! We'll have sooo much fun! wink wink

Haylee: Okay babe, I will. Just don't go easy on me this time...

by ive_0505 October 23, 2017

Hayden

If you find a Hayden your are EXTREMELY lucky. Be careful around him because even though he may just look like a sexy nerd is is really a flirt. I know all the right ways to talk to a girl and make her happy. Did I mention that he is SEXY? His looks can make you drop to your knees. He is smart and does well in school without even trying. Don't let him fool you, he may be short and sweet looking but he can have a temper. He can be loud and obnoxious (but after a while you'll get used to it). He is athletic and likes to be outside, but he is also a hardcore gamer. He is the one person you can always talk to. He is the one person that no matter what, will always have your back. He knows everything about you and you know everything about him. (somethings you really wish you didn't know.) He is always there to give you good advice. He has impeccable morals. He is all around the perfect man/boy.(naw he is a man!)

I think I could fall in love with that boy, he is such a Hayden.
That Hayden is such a weeaboo. But he is just so cute!

by M_M DATGUR M_M May 10, 2018

Hayden

Hayden is the most sexiest boy ever the biggest dick ever this boy will make you want to date him. He is very great in bed it's great He might make you fall in love without him knowing.He also doesn't take compliments

OMG that boy is so sexy I want him but he won't take my compliments"

Oh him that's just Hayden everyone wants him duhh"

by Reggalo October 25, 2018