guitar loser

a guitar loser is a basement dwelling stoner that is allergic to practice and still hasn't learnt barre cords after calling himself a guitarist for a decade. they will take the path of least resistance throughout life which results in a lack of showers and a pitiful technique

look at that guitar loser, i bet he can't even play a fugue

by iohannes November 9, 2025

Guitarthritis

A guitar related impairment of the hands triggered by overuse or medical condition.

I can't seem to play full-size guitars anymore, my guitarthritis is acting up, I guess I'll have to switch to mini guitars.

by MGSPrime December 11, 2025

Guntards

Guntards is short for retarded gun obsessed dipshits

It's the Guntards that are the cause of all the violence from firearms as they don't want gun regulations.

by John_doe42069 December 18, 2025

Guatamelvin

Someone who thrives off deceiving people, and was caught up in many scandals (e.g. Diddy and Epstein).

Guatamelvin is back at it again with the lies and deception.

by ZeRos_cream December 20, 2025

guitar fucker

daron malakian

hes a guitar fucker hes always humping his guitars on stage. gay ass

by fishycomputer December 22, 2025

Guitarance

Something you tolerate, and yet your heart sings for it.

I have such a guitarance for trap-remix music!

by BIRDGUITARANCE January 7, 2026

Speak Guitar

When one plays the guitar so beastly it is as if the player is speaking in another language. This usually occurs during major guitar solos or when serenading. This usually involves the use of guitar scales.

Dude! teach me how to speak guitar.

by Shaggyray January 12, 2011