GrandmaNug

A GrandmaNug is an embarrassingly small amount of marijuana put into a pipe or water pipe for smoking and is most commonly witnessed among the over-fifty crowd new to the legalized pot experience

You see the GrandmaNug that spinster put in my bong? It couldn't get a gnat high

by Apollo83 July 8, 2019

Grandpa Crush

When you meet an old man who you wish was your grandpa.

Old Man- Have some money. (:

Young Person- Thanks!

*GRANDPA CRUSH!*

by Catbasket August 11, 2010

grandma booty

when a girl has a huge butt that looks like an old grannie's

man, is it me? or does alyssa have grandma booty?

by haha youll never figure it out June 14, 2010

grandma loot

To take shit from yo grandma's house.

Simple as that yo

"Yo bro , i just grandma looted these fine chocolate bars from my grandmas house!"

"shit dawg i have no $$, i'll need to grandma loot"

"i grandma looted this old ass expired orange juice from da frigge and shit boii it be bad shit"

by J-Light June 18, 2009

Going Grandma

Similar to going green,
Reacting to the economic downturn by adopting the thrifty ways of ones grandma.

Take as many ketchup packs as you can, we are going grandma.

Those shoes have holes in them are you going grandm?

This house is going grandma so put on an extra sweater and turn off the heat.

by antidentite March 13, 2009

Gandolfining

Getting too drunk/high as to where you pass out in an odd position, which makes it look like you are dead.

"We came home last night and he was gandolfining against the wall, next to the front door."

"I'll probably have one two many shots tonight and gandolfini it"

"I got fini'd last night"

by grandmastergig July 7, 2013

GANDI PIZZA

When you order a large cheese pizza with one pepperoni piece in the center.

The habibi ordered one gandi pizza to go

by Cavan D March 10, 2007