The X Factor

When you go to jizz on a girls face but she's not expecting it so she puts her arms across her face crossed over like an x.

I gave her the X factor last night.

by ClassyLady September 7, 2014

factoid

A fact so awesome that it have to be true and used to embellish a story.
Checking for authenticity is not required.

"Somebody told me that Peter's mom and Alice had an affair." is simple-but-efficient factoid.

by twippio April 25, 2010

The chocolate factory

Where a woman is sitting in the hot sun and a group of dudes (at least five) have the runs and shit head-toe on the chick, then the chick stays in the sun until it is completely solid, then breaks off pieces of it and starts eating it.

knowing how sick the Germans are, I guarantee they have done the chocolate factory several times.

by Trannyplus1 March 5, 2011

Falcon Punch

1. Trademark move of Captain Falcon from the Super Smash Bros game, first seen in F-Zero series.

2. When you are about to finish, you punch their anus forcefully, trying to get as much in as possible, while yelling "FALLLLCOOOOOOONNNN PUUUUUUUNCHHHHHHH!!!!"

1. Did you see me pwn that link asshole? You dont fuck with the falcon punch man.

2. So i was finishing up with Jenny last night and totally falcon punched her. She was so pissed she tried limping after me.

by Filashme February 10, 2008

x factor

a television series aired on australian TV and maybe other countries. A wannabe attempt at shows such as american/ australian idol.

Person 1: OMG did u watch x factorlast night???
Person 2: omg yes, i hope *insert audtioner here* wins

by Jackie1 September 25, 2005

sausage factory

My name was Micah but its not any more because some one else has my name. BUT THE MEANING OF SAUSAGE FACTORY is being any where at any inclosed space and it being filled with guys and no ladies to balance out the sticks and buttons.

Man....this is such....a sausage factory

by Kickinass Jesus kung fu grippin friend August 17, 2004

K-Factor

A derogatory term used by season pass holders and locals to refer to the poor management of Kirkwood ski resort.

The K-Factor refers to Bubs restaurant turning away people on Xmas eve lunch because the kitchen was backed up although there were a number of empty tables, K-Factor refers to the legendary tree-well measurements used for the snow phone (why would a resort that gets so much snow need to lie about snow totals?), K-Factor refers to the conflicts between what lifts are shown as running on the snow report and reality, K-Factor refers to the snow report stating that there are light winds when in fact your lifts are on wind hold, K-Factor refers to the complete lack of control of lift lines when chair 6 opens on a powder day, K-Factor refers to having the Timber Creek quad continue to run over a skier who had fallen off the lift until the folks in lift line alerted the lift operator, K-Factor refers to selling only 24 ounce beers on the backside last season and thinking that having drunk skiers is a good idea.

by Windhold March 30, 2009