Douche Ball 

a game played by people who act like a douche.

person 1: wow these guys love to play Douche Ball!

person 2: yep!

Douche Ball by CarmelitasLover May 11, 2010

Douche Coupe

Douche Coupe: A person of such extremely lame character it's neither practical nor easy to handle- it's full on turbo sporting; a level of lameness that contrasts the utilitarian minivan of jerkoff (and even surpasses the douchiness of a giant lifted truck with those chrome testicles swinging from the bumper) with downright flamboyant, high-performance Ferrari-quality shortcomings.

Inspired partially by the classic oldie, "My little douche-coupe... You don't know what I got!"

Glenn Beck is a raging V-12 douche coupe.

Douche Coupe by PaulAllensCard January 29, 2015

douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget 

A male under 30 years of age that wears pleated khakis.

Holy fuck look at AJ, what a douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget

douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget by golf-freak93 January 30, 2008

douche pants

when a male is wearing shorts or pants referred to as either golf pants or madras pants, also usually wearing a polo with the collar popped and a baseball hat to the side or backwards and flip flops. he is usually an asshole to everyone.

omg, this guy is totally an asshole and wearing douche pants.

can you believe this asshole, fuck him and his lame douche pants.

this guy is wearing douche pants, he must be an asshole.

douche pants by jtthrill! June 3, 2009

douche tool

someone that sucks at life.

"Stop cutting me off you douche tool."

douche tool by Mission Maker April 13, 2006

douche wazzle 

A faggot who talks about skullfucking people and then doesnt do a damn thing

Drew Ellis is the biggest douche wazzle in the world

douche wazzle by Tony Dinatale December 1, 2003

douche fuck 

a person who is a complete jack ass. douche wasnt a good enough insult so you have to add fuck to make it worse. douche fuck is your typical jock ego-maniac person that is a player or douche lord.

"gosh your ex is such a douche fuck"
"i know i was to good for him anyway"

douche fuck by miss ozz February 6, 2010