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Donkey PuncH

A very difficult to research sex act seems to find its way around. I experienced it and can't say i recommend it but essentially the partner gives a sharp rap on the head of varying force until it disorientates then pressing very firmly on her low back or sacrum he continues to have yet harder anal sex to enhance his orgasm, they don't seem to care if you orgasm.if you get both a pink sock and donkey punched you should hustle your self off to therapy.
since it was Friday it was also donkey punch night i don't think we are going out much more this isn't healthy
by DaynaS October 29, 2008
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the donkey punch

When you are doin a chick from behind, put it in her bum really fast and hard, when she screams like a donkey you punch her in the face.
by Matt Chow September 8, 2006
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donkeynuts

1. Someone who plays online poker all the time, but is terrible and always complains to you about his bad luck.

2. Someone who has a raging temper in poker, and when he suffers a bad beat, screams, slams his feet, and moans constantly.
1. Randy: Oh my god JD you should of seen this hand I just lost!

JD: You are terrible at poker, donkeynuts.

2. Randy: OHHHHHH MY GOD WORST BEAT OF MY LIFE!!!!! (said while screaming, slamming his feet, and moaning hence donkeynuts).
by Baker Rawlings July 16, 2008
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Donkey Punch

When one person bends over and the other person forces their fist into the other persons anus, causing it to penetrate them.
'Shaun donkey punched Emma in the 20p toilets'
by Bre nig. November 5, 2006
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swamp donkey

a chick that is both fat and ugly
there is not enough beer in a keg to make me want to tap that swamp donkey
by the mobguy October 27, 2003
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donkey punch

When you punch someone in the cunt so hard that they die!
by asdadsfasdfs September 5, 2007
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Donkey Fart

Someone whom doesn't understand the process of cleanliness. Showers are foreign to him, bathes a thing of the past, and changing his clothes is an act of stupidity in this guys eyes. He is so used to his body odor that it seems normal to smell the way he does. His clothes are plastered to himself from days of wear, and due to the petrification you must delicately remove them. When one can get the guy to take a shower, it doesn't matter anyway because his incompetence level is so greatly underestimated. Goes in smelling like a dick and out smelling like a scented dick.

Someone too lazy to take a bath so he says the stench is a medical problem, or that he stinks because he just excercised.
By rule of thumb, donkey farts usually come in packs.

A donkey fart is able to affect three large rooms with his stench in under three minutes.
by Usedtolivewithoneofthese January 1, 2010
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