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Dead Status

When someone that you do not like, either likes or comments on your Facebook status. Them being the loner, has made your status a dead status. No one will comment on it anymore other than that person again.
____________ : Just got head from my smoking hot girlfriend. My life is complete :D

^ 8 people like this

Fag Bag: Wow dude, you have a penis? Couldn’t tell. Lol! XD

(For the most part, the comment they have to say displays them as mentally handicapped. Notice how the person above, Fag Bag, acknowledges that the status that someone posted as a dude, then later says that they have no penis, contradicting the entire existence of the comment; making whoever commenting an annoying fuck.)

Congratulations your status is now dead and your girlfriend won’t go down on your cock anymore. (Fuck this Dead Status!)
by jomama217 January 5, 2011
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Deadbox

An out-of-order Redbox machine, or one that doesn't have any viable movie options.
I wanted to rent a DVD, but the store only had a deadbox. Nothing but romantic comedies and Vin Diesel movies.
by MandaWooWoo July 12, 2011
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Grateful Dead

1. The one and only band you need to be aware of.

2. An alcoholic drink. Typically made like this: fill a pint glass with ice. Add 1/2 oz of the following: vodka, gin, light rum and tequila. Fill almost to the top with either sour or sweet & sour mix. Shake or stir vigorously if no shaker is available. Add straw and drink. Bartenders will typically leave more space than usual when adding sour or sweet & sour mix and will top with equal parts of Chambord/razzmatazz and Blue Curacao to create a color effect for presentation. No matter which way you make it this drink NEVER gets any kind of garnish unless specifically requested by a customer.
1. Can I get some Grateful Dead?

2. Can I get a Grateful Dead?
by Sid Barrett January 8, 2010
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dead soldier

after I finished my beer I left that dead soldier on the bar
by jfk April 9, 2004
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dead wookie

A large and foul smelling turd of mythical proportions.
I just did a dead wookie an I'm too scared to go back into the bogs to flush it!
by Container September 25, 2003
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deadassery

has the same meaning as seriousness, or honesty, but more intense, i.e. dead ass
in all deadassery, that car is a piece of shit
by froydeanschlippe March 31, 2010
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dead

If you don't shut up, I'm going to kill you until you're dead.
by Dial-Up February 9, 2003
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