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choonis

Choonis is the informal combination of two roots:

püooniʅ (poonis, havishamical origin)- which is an unnatural peenis that is capable of using suction and has various organic attachments, very few are born with these and they are assumed to be extinct.

chode - a fat penis with great girth and little length.

Hence choonis, which was used as an insult to those who were born with poonises. But since these people are extint it is currently used as a generic insult
Man that guy was such a choonis, he stole my grilled cheese sand-witch!!!!! (and I do mean a witch)
by GrilledCheeseWitch February 17, 2010
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Chool

A chick that is a girl version of a man tool but isn't a 'slut' or easy.

A girl with a guys morals.

A chick that 'plays hard to get'
A chick that thinks like a man.

A girl that is cool with hooking up and not having a relationship or strings attached.

Uses a dude for various reasons, not just sexual.

"That chick is such a chool, she hangs out with multiple dudes with no relationship intentions."
by LilFlasket May 1, 2013
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Chooch

Male version of cooch
Space between balls and penis
It feels good when i run my chooch against my micro bead pillow
by MsFartsAlot August 2, 2018
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Choochie

Someone who is a hoochie, but also on the chubby side.
Veronica used to just be a slut, but then she gained 45 pounds, now she’s a choochie, yikes.
by aptheog May 22, 2019
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chooch

'Chooch' is a direct derivative of choch or chotch.

It is a construct for people who are addicted to the word choch so choch does not get worn out.

see choch, chotch

It is no more harmful than dork, geek, douche, or fagmo. Related words: chooch, chich, chinch.

One may also form verb or adjective derivatives of the word, e.g. chooched, chooching, choochy
"That kid is such a chooch!"
"Who are these chooches?"
"I dunno, those kids were out there choochin' it up, and I told them to knock it off."
"Yeah, that's a pretty choochy haircut."
"OK, chooch, if you say so."
by Bradleychochmaster September 21, 2004
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choomanzee

comes from the two terms 'human' and 'chimpanzee.' it means that someone is either ahead of a chimp on the evolutionary scale or slightly behind a human being. Either way it can't be good.
"oh look! A choomanzee!"
by choomanzee April 2, 2005
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